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  1. 14th September 2004, 05:23 #121
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    .    As promised: details of the Wairarapa Sprints are posted at

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...9083#post89083

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    Dear The One

    please be more careful when u ride out there cos me and my baby brother don't want to end up dead when you hit our mummys car.
    My daddy sometimes takes my out riding with him but I don't like him going fast with me
    Please save your fast riding for quiet country roads.
    My daddy said if you want to some time you could ride with him on his favorite road. He rides VERY VERY fast -he scares me sometimes
    His road is called Pukekohe park Raceway.
    Please Mr One be careful from now on
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    Just thinking of starting a club, would anyone be interested.

    Will be called "Illegal Riders" to get membership you have to overtake a patrol car at over 200Kph. That will be free entry for the rider.

    Just an Idea

    Cheers.
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    Jeepers.

    I've so far ignored this thread, primarily because I've been busy and the title looked boring.

    Pity.

    I'll look forward to hearing about how TO goes on his first track day...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The One
    Just thinking of starting a club, would anyone be interested.

    Will be called "Illegal Riders" to get membership you have to overtake a patrol car at over 200Kph. That will be free entry for the rider.
    Oh yeah, I've done that heaps of times, just never told anyone about it.
    So I'll be the second member of this nefarious club, which would make me the vice-captain of vice, yes?
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.

    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....
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    Quote Originally Posted by The One
    Will be called "Illegal Riders" to get membership you have to overtake a patrol car at over 200Kph. That will be free entry for the rider.
    Stop trolling, you silly twat.

    Or I'll use sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes, satire and an eight-hundred-yard-long hedgehog called Spiny Norman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom
    Stop trolling, you silly twat.

    Or I'll use sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes, satire and an eight-hundred-yard-long hedgehog called Spiny Norman.
    Woo hoo! Bring it on!
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    How about The One puts his money where his mouth is and actually turns up at the Wairarapa Speed Trials?
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom
    Stop trolling, you silly twat.

    Or I'll use sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes, satire and an eight-hundred-yard-long hedgehog called Spiny Norman.
    So you're prone to exaggeration too, huh? Spiny Norman was 12 feet from nose to tail and only sometimes 8 hundred yards long.
    Anyway, I wasn't trolling, only exaggerating; I have overtaken a cop, but I was only doing about 120, so I'm more than halfway to being eligible for the 200+ gang.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.

    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....
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    Quote Originally Posted by The One
    Just thinking of starting a club, would anyone be interested.

    Will be called "Illegal Riders" to get membership you have to overtake a patrol car at over 200Kph. That will be free entry for the rider.

    Just an Idea

    Cheers.
    Sorry T/O. 200kph is for pooftas, to join *my* club you have to go over 220 on one wheel.

    Front or back, I'm not fussed.

    And don't call my bluff, fuckhead. Or I'll call yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firestormer
    So you're prone to exaggeration too, huh? Spiny Norman was 12 feet from nose to tail and only sometimes 8 hundred yards long.
    Anyway, I wasn't trolling, only exaggerating; I have overtaken a cop, but I was only doing about 120, so I'm more than halfway to being eligible for the 200+ gang.
    My reply was to TO. Did you think I was accusing *you* of trolling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    Sorry T/O. 200kph is for pooftas, to join *my* club you have to go over 220 on one wheel.

    Front or back, I'm not fussed.

    And don't call my bluff, fuckhead. Or I'll call yours.
    I'll bet $10 on the trashman...
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash


    And don't call my bluff, fuckhead. Or I'll call yours.
    HAHAHAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by The One
    Just thinking of starting a club, would anyone be interested.

    Will be called "Illegal Riders" to get membership you have to overtake a patrol car at over 200Kph. That will be free entry for the rider.

    Just an Idea

    Cheers.
    Have you voted on the Religious Ravings thread yet TO?

    You seem like a you're quite disturbed? Come over, let's have a talk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    You seem like a you're quite disturbed? Come over, let's have a talk!
    You are a bad man.
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