Stories

**The One** · 10th September 2004, 11:01

Enough from me I've said my bit. No offence to anyone but if you are gonna give shit then be prepared to take it as well.

Funny though, mostly all of the bikers I have met, have Go Fast stories, (Not all running from the police like me tho). Yet when I post a story, which I'm certain most bikers have gone to 200k (It's just so easy), everyone has to go to the toilet and take a great big shit.

Maybe I should of waited till I had made a few posts, but whats done is done.

Have a nice day and awesome rides!!!

The One.

**Paul in NZ** · 10th September 2004, 11:02

Originally Posted by The One

On second thoughts, all you morons who didn't like what I did, can all F off.
I thought this site was for bikers who love to ride fast not for pussies as most of you guys seem to be.

You only live once, so go for it, and if you don't like it then piss off to the girlies web site and play with your barbie dolls, or sux on your mothers tits.

And if you don't want to be on my vid, good as you will probably bring your mums along to hold your hands.

Get a life you twats, and grow bigger balls, I think you are all a bunch of hypocrits. Shootig someone down for riding fast, thats what bikes are for fuck heads, not for going on a Sunday ride with your mama.

I know girl bikers with more guts than some of you clits. I will still be making the vid,.

THE ONE

Yeah good on ya!

I've heard this shit all my riding life (33 years) from the real hard men of biking! Trust me, in a couple of years you will be pushing a pram about or have taken up some other hobby and you probably won't even own a bike.

What people are objecting to is NOT your freedom to kill yourself in the manner of your choice but that you are likely to cause a horrific accident, kill an innocent, squander already stretched medical resources and harden the attitude of the front line police and the law makers and thus rob us of OUR freedom to ride how we choose!

Doing what you did requires no special talent, just luck and a big bike! Thats not sustainable in the real world. I'll tell you what!! If you are that good, take it to the track and show us what you are made of. I'll even pay your entry for you (seriously) and act as your pit crew for the day if you like! (wadda you reckon guys, anyone else want to chip in to help out the next Rossi)

Paul N

**The One** · 10th September 2004, 11:08

Hey Paul in NZ.

I never mentioned I was "that good" but like you said, I had luck and a big bike.

But if you want to be my crew chief I'll take your offer. hehe.

Oh and please don't ruin the name of Rossi, by saying "I'm the next Rossi" (or on the same lines} thats just being offensive to Rossi.

**Blakamin** · 10th September 2004, 11:11

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

I'll even pay your entry for you (seriously) and act as your pit crew for the day if you like! (wadda you reckon guys, anyone else want to chip in to help out the next Rossi)

Paul N

yup... i'll chuck in some bucks...

**duckman** · 10th September 2004, 11:20

Shit I'll even pay for your gas mate!!!

**FzerozeroT** · 10th September 2004, 11:24

Go on, be Rossi, I get told that I'm gonna be the next Haga

all i have to do is fall off a few more times

**Paul in NZ** · 10th September 2004, 11:49

Actually..

You have a point and we should not be too pious here... We've all done dumb shit. I just would not be so ready to tell others about it.

Seriously though, please be a little more careful about where you choose to do this stuff OK!

Cheers (and good luck)

Paul N

**Posh Tourer :P** · 10th September 2004, 11:51

Originally Posted by The One

On second thoughts, all you morons who didn't like what I did, can all F off.

I thought this site was for bikers who love to ride fast not for pussies as most of you guys seem to be.

Get a life you twats, and grow bigger balls, I think you are all a bunch of hypocrits. Shootig someone down for riding fast, thats what bikes are for fuck heads, not for going on a Sunday ride with your mama.

1)Bikes are for having fun on. I own a bike with a top speed of 168 (factory). I still do speed, occasionally. It is by far easier, cheaper and less dangerous to have fun going round corners, I suggest you try it. Find some nice twisty road and go for it. If you want to wank on about doing 250kmh and outrunning cops, feel free, but its not going to gain you any credit. FWIW, the attitude around here seems not to be about top speed (maybe you spent too much time on US bike forums?) but about cornering ability. Biking is about skill, not speed.

2)200kmh is straight out dangerous. With a wind gust, you could be off the road before you react, unless you are a professional racer with the best reaction times. Go and do what you want, but no, this site is not for bikers who want to ride fast. Open your mind a bit to the possibilities of people not thinking like you do. It is for anyone who likes 2 wheels, including touring bikes, cruisers, scooters etc etc. I guess a large number of harley riders do go out for sunday rides? But they arent real bikes huh. Just wannabe fuckers with too much money. A bit like BMW riders.

3)I would be careful how many people on this site you are calling pussies for not being fuckwits. Next time you might want to use your brain and think about what you are saying instead of just mouthing off on an internet forum.

4) In case you are wondering why i am on here, it is good fun to talk to most of the people here, pick up tips/info and occasionally meet more bikers.

**Posh Tourer :P** · 10th September 2004, 12:06

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Actually..

You have a point and we should not be too pious here... We've all done dumb shit. I just would not be so ready to tell others about it.

Seriously though, please be a little more careful about where you choose to do this stuff OK!

Cheers (and good luck)

Paul N

Umm, if the post had been about "I fucked up" or "Dont try this at home, its, like, bad, man", no worries. Bragging about it in an attempt to gain respect is shit. I'd do my best to discourage dumb shit like that. Never mind the PC crap attitude saying dont tell someone off. The more the attitude gets out there that this sort of thing is fuckwitted, the less people will do it. I'd prefer not to be banned from B-roads when I get to Britain thanks.

Yes speeding lilke that may be fun and something some people might want to do for the adrenalin buzz, so is killing people. Feeling of power etc. Anyone read any psychology of rapists/murderers?. I'm not equating the two, but it is a similar rationale, just that society thinks worse of the second one than the first. I seem to recall that reductio ad absurdum was a valid tactic. The One, I'm not labelling you a murderer/rapist, let me make that clear.

My dumb shit moment? perhaps a few close cuts in while commuting (One forcing locked brakes), or chasing a 325i back from Piha (max speed about 150 along a straight). TBH I dont think that is dumb shit. Illegal, yes, and dangerous mostly to myself. Didnt go out of my lane, no overtaking etc...
I've put my dumb shit moment out there, you tell me whether I'm "allowed" to give this guy shit for his.

flame away