Stories

[The One]

And yes, I will say it to his face

Challenge accepted blakamin, meet me in Otaki 2moro at the BP, noon. 11/9/04 and say it to my face then. You talk the talk but do you walk the walk Boy.

I doubt it, and I will be waiting.

[Joni]

Challenge accepted blakamin, meet me in Otaki 2moro at the BP, noon. 11/9/04 and say it to my face then. You talk the talk but do you walk the walk Boy.

I doubt it, and I will be waiting.

Now now boys...... play nicely.

[gav]

As he's got the only 924 in existence shouldnt be to hard to spot

[The One]

gee gav is that all your one track mind can come up with, a typo in the model name. Go back to banjo land aye!

[duckman]

Challenge accepted blakamin, meet me in Otaki 2moro at the BP, noon. 11/9/04 and say it to my face then. You talk the talk but do you walk the walk Boy.

I doubt it, and I will be waiting.

"At noon" ... oh good lord... Should I bring some spurs ??

[Joni]

"At noon" ... oh good lord... Should I bring some spurs ??

LOL - how do I type the theme tune from: the good, the bad and the ugly?? Know which one I mean Duckman?

[James Deuce]

LOL - how do I type the theme tune from: the good, the bad and the ugly?? Know which one I mean Duckman?

Do ee do ee dooooooo

do doo dooo


That one?

[duckman]

LOL - how do I type the theme tune from: the good, the bad and the ugly?? Know which one I mean Duckman?

Yea I know what ya mean, but how do you type whistling ....?? :sly:

[Hitcher]

Challenge accepted blakamin, meet me in Otaki 2moro at the BP, noon. 11/9/04 and say it to my face then. You talk the talk but do you walk the walk Boy.

I doubt it, and I will be waiting.

The showdown at the BP Corral! Fantastic...
At noon too! That's when both the big hand and the little hand are on the 12.

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."
"Go ahead, make my day..."
"I'm lookin' fer that lowdown skunk what shot my paw..."

[Zed]

Challenge accepted blakamin, meet me in Otaki 2moro at the BP, noon. 11/9/04 and say it to my face then. You talk the talk but do you walk the walk Boy.

I doubt it, and I will be waiting.

They are only words after all guys!

However TO, what you said in your afterthought post was very insulting to those you directed it at, and if you said it to their face you would definately receive a right thumping.

I understand your reaction guys, I had a member tell me to FOAD (I had to look up what it meant) when I joined this site and so I challenged to meet him to "discuss" our differences. Anyway, we never met up in the end and surprisingly we have become quite friendly now!

Let it go I say.


Zed

[Joni]

Do ee do ee dooooooo

do doo dooo


That one?

absolutely that one!!! - that was sooo funny thanks! :spudwave:

[Paul in NZ]

Challenge accepted blakamin, meet me in Otaki 2moro at the BP, noon. 11/9/04 and say it to my face then. You talk the talk but do you walk the walk Boy.

I doubt it, and I will be waiting.

Blimmin heck! High Noon in Otaki.....

Queues theme music from the Magnificent Seven

A jangle of spurs on the dusty street as the traffic melts off the main highway. A lone tumbleweed drifts across the forecourt under a too bright sun!.

The shot pulls in tight to a booted heel flipping out the sidestand (you know, in black and white so you know it's artisic, like a U2 video or summat)

Stepping from behind thier steed, our 2 helmeted gladiators face each other. An abandoned shutter swings in a sudden gust of wind and bangs loudly in the frame, neither flinch and the clap of sound only emphasises the quiet rather than filling it.

The tension in the street is as intense as

Well..

A really intense time.. (You know, like when you bought your first condoms from the chemist and were so embarassed you had to buy a comb as well, even though you were 35 and bald)

Oops- Sorry. back to the movie

Cindy lou peeps from behind the tightly drawn shades. "Git away from that window girl" growls her mother, a toothless crone, old before her time in the harsh Otaki wilderness.....

"But Maw" "I wanna see who wins" the young girl wails...

The old woman stares vacantly into the darkness, a single tear rapidly dries in the parched climate as she remembers the girls father that never came back from that forecourt ......

Reaching across she grabs Cindy Lou and looks deep into the impressionable girls soul... "Aint nobody wins out on the Forecourt you fool girl. Even if you survive this time you still loose".....

Tears form in 2 sets of eyes.

A sudden noise from the street and it's over..... For now!

Fade to black

Fade music

Sound of wind moaning mournfully through the petrol pumps...

End....

(cut the dramatics guys - kiss and make up, lifes too damn short)

[Zed]

Blimmin heck! High Noon in Otaki.....
..."Aint nobody wins out on the Forecourt you fool girl...

Hillarious, well done!

[Blakamin]

Noon saturday is no good for me... taking my family into town...how about sunday... mobil paraparaumu... dont like otaki, seeing thats part of the area you pissed the cops off in!

In fact, if you can make it down here before 4.30 today, it would be good... give the guys in the factory a good laugh before beer time

[Blakamin]

Challenge accepted blakamin, meet me in Otaki 2moro at the BP, noon. 11/9/04 and say it to my face then. You talk the talk but do you walk the walk Boy.

I doubt it, and I will be waiting.

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