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[vifferman]

Does that mean I'll get thrown off the site if I disobey the (REAL) header and ride fast on the street?

What does your header say? If it's not the alleged real header, then you'll be fine, after I poke you in the eyes with a stick a few times.

[scumdog]

Reaching across she grabs Cindy Lou and looks deep into the impressionable girls soul... "Aint nobody wins out on the Forecourt you fool girl. Even if you survive this time you still loose".....

Hell Paul, you have TOO much imagination, pissed myself relating this to a 'high-noon' type movie..

[scumdog]

What does your header say? If it's not the alleged real header, then you'll be fine, after I poke you in the eyes with a stick a few times.

Welll, if the header is the bit at the top of the page, mine has a pic of a funny looking guy on a motorbike with his arse on a fat tyre, the words KIWIBIKER and the logo "a site for all New Zealand motorcyclists" so I s'pose the sky is the limit in that case?

[riffer]

Does that mean I'll get thrown off the site if I disobey the (REAL) header and ride fast on the street?

No but you might get a ticket...

and make it onto the news as well, given your occupation.

[scumdog]

No but you might get a ticket...

and make it onto the news as well, given your occupation.

Good ripost and witty too!

[vifferman]

Welll, if the header is the bit at the top of the page, mine has a pic of a funny looking guy on a motorbike with his arse on a fat tyre, the words KIWIBIKER and the logo "a site for all New Zealand motorcyclists" so I s'pose the sky is the limit in that case?

Ooops - forgot about the picture.
Right, before I do the poking with a stick thing (that is, while you can still see properly), let's do a quick check (you may require a mirror for some of this):

1. Are you "a funny looking guy"?
2. Do you own, or at least ride, a bike that looks at least vaguely similar to the one pictured? If not, can you lay your hands on one like the one shown?
3. Does your arse look like the one in the picture? (You may need an assistant for this part).
4. Does the bike you are employing for the purpose of validating your admission to KiwBiker have a fat tyre? If so, does the aforementioned tyre make your arse look fat, or vice-versa?
5. Can you ride (or make it look like you are) in the fashion pictured?

Now here's where it gets tricky. I'm not sure how many of the above points are required for admission to the site. It may be, that you don't require all of them to be a KiwiBiker, but I suspect that if you can't answer "Yes" to all of them, then the sky may not in fact be the limit at all, and you will probably have to keep at least one of your tyres earthbound (on the road surface will do) at all times.

[scumdog]

Ooops - forgot about the picture.
Right, before I do the poking with a stick thing (that is, while you can still see properly), let's do a quick check (you may require a mirror for some of this):

1. Are you "a funny looking guy"?
2. Do you own, or at least ride, a bike that looks at least vaguely similar to the one pictured? If not, can you lay your hands on one like the one shown?
3. Does your arse look like the one in the picture? (You may need an assistant for this part).
4. Does the bike you are employing for the purpose of validating your admission to KiwBiker have a fat tyre? If so, does the aforementioned tyre make your arse look fat, or vice-versa?
5. Can you ride (or make it look like you are) in the fashion pictured?

Now here's where it gets tricky. I'm not sure how many of the above points are required for admission to the site. It may be, that you don't require all of them to be a KiwiBiker, but I suspect that if you can't answer "Yes" to all of them, then the sky may not in fact be the limit at all, and you will probably have to keep at least one of your tyres earthbound (on the road surface will do) at all times.

Dang, I miss out, - my scoot ain't yeller and I don't have a yeller helmet but otherwise pretty damn close!! sky here I come

[vifferman]

I too donot have all these things but i think that this might be a joke. Friestormer is not serious or I would not be alowed to be a kiwi biker.

[Hitcher]

Oi! What happened to the beer?

[scumdog]

Oh, riiight, the beeer, yeah right, hmm, o.k., where were we?

[Hitcher]

Oh, riiight, the beeer, yeah right, hmm, o.k., where were we?

The vagueries of making home brew in a cold climate, or something like that...

[Mongoose]

The vagueries of making home brew in a cold climate, or something like that...

And the beer is being brewed or has been, if the latter where the heck is it?