What's the catch?

[90s]

I'm selling the moon and the stars in the night sky, $5000 each. I also have a paper clip and a piece of string up for sale...

Hmmm, am interested.

How long is your piece of string?

[Sanx]

How long is your piece of string?

I'm sure you'll find out on the first date.

[more_fasterer]

i have a harbour bridge im thing of selling you can have that for $5000

Pics, age condition? My current one isn't up to the task and I need to upgrade

[Kflasher]

Email reply from the seller...

I appreciate that you contacted me. First i want to tell you that the bike is still for sale.Currently I'm in Sydney Australia where I'm staying with my son and his wife.My son had a heart attack and needs a triple bypass,and this is why I decided to move here with my wife to take care of him.He may not make it after operation so I have to stay here.I want to sell the bike because I don't have any money and I must stay with him.
I am the first owner and the bike is in very good condition, never dropped or wrecked, always kept in a garage ,Kilometres 13,100 and the price is $3900 .
I'm ready to ship the bike anywhere in AU and New Zeiland because I have already paid the shipping fee's. If you are serious interested then I just need your name and address so I can start the shipping procedure. The shipping company is going to contact you with more details and they can provide you more info's.
If you decide to buy the bike you will not pay any taxes. The bike can by register under your name without any problems. The shipping company has made the papers you just need to sign them after you receive the bike. I'm going to give you 5 days to test it and check the papers and then you can purchase it
I have the papers ready i just need a delivery address and a serious buyer.
So if you are serious interested please let me know,we will discus the payment options and maybe we can get to a deal!
Waiting your email.Thanks

Just got a reply from the seller... same shite as above, yes the spelling is suspect so I requested information which will be hard to supply if not in total ownership of actual bike.

I will get him to contact daddy for payment at bogus address joe.bloggs@police.govt.nz and cc me in on it… I wonder if he will get back to me.