Brand segregation

**Babelfish** · 5th June 2007, 21:33

On the way home a bimmer with fark off paniers blipped past around the line of traffic I was in and as I fell into formation and amused myself with some follow the leader, it got me thinking....how safe an assumption is it that only blokes over 50 think a beemer is something cool to ride, only hoony louts like the idea of caning a gixxer, nutters cherish the whole kawasaki thing (and from recent proof, KTM thing), middle-of-the-roaders take up the Honda badge and pre-beemer oldies warm up on Ducatis?

Thought so.

Thanks, carry on

**Babelfish** · 5th June 2007, 21:39

Shit I missed a few...theres the wolf in sheeps clothing people on triumphs (the new triumphs....the old ones are ridden by hairy fuckers....and the blokes are usually hairy too), the metrosexuals on vespas (I know, not really a bike but thought I'd include them cos gay guys shouldnt be omitted from forums) and posh gits on yamahas

**Denniso** · 5th June 2007, 21:54

I think that you should note that BMW boxer riders are the biggest perverts , coz who would want to ride a guzzi with saggy tits ? What about us motard riders we're just happy people who know how to have fun after all having both wheels pointing the same way gets a bit boring. Harley riders , who wants to ride a overweight status simple (bad spelling for a reason).

**Babelfish** · 5th June 2007, 22:02

Super retards speak for themselves actually

Love the saggy tits vision though!

And harleys? Suit wearing fat blokes that keep their grotty leathers outside so they feel like a propper dropkick before driving their tractors

**jimbo** · 5th June 2007, 23:07

Originally Posted by TempBJ

On the way home a bimmer with fark off paniers blipped past around the line of traffic I was in and as I fell into formation and amused myself with some follow the leader, it got me thinking....how safe an assumption is it that only blokes over 50 think a beemer is something cool to ride, only hoony louts like the idea of caning a gixxer, nutters cherish the whole kawasaki thing (and from recent proof, KTM thing), middle-of-the-roaders take up the Honda badge and pre-beemer oldies warm up on Ducatis?

Thought so.

Thanks, carry on

Guddaay.....

**Storm** · 5th June 2007, 23:21

So I ride a Suzuki with the model designation SG as opposed to GS(XR). What does this make me?

Sincerely,
Confused of Ashhurst

**Arthur** · 6th June 2007, 07:41

And I thought one of my mates (early fourties) wanting a Goldwing trike was bad...

**Maha** · 6th June 2007, 07:52

Originally Posted by TempBJ

triumphs ....the old ones are ridden by hairy fuckers....and the blokes are usually hairy too and posh gits on yamahas

A bloke once said to me...'' fuck did your mother knit you''?....guess you could be right on the Triumph thing. Dont know about being 'posh' tho...i also owned a Yamaha.....sooooo tell ya what i want, what i really really want, want you to be my baby.... damn see what you started now!

**DMNTD:Me** · 6th June 2007, 07:58

Oh this just confirms I'm one confuse bloke

Originally Posted by maha man

A bloke once said to me...'' fuck did your mother knit you''?!

Ya Mum missed a bit

**Dooly** · 6th June 2007, 08:49

Originally Posted by TempBJ

pre-beemer oldies warm up on Ducatis?

...umm, not in a million years this kid...

**Beemer** · 6th June 2007, 09:10

I have to disagree! While it is true that most Beemer riders are older, that's mainly because they're so bloody expensive the young can't often afford them! However, in my life (and I'm under 50), I've owned a Suzuki, BMW and now another Suzuki. What does that say about me?