Trademe ad

[quickbuck]

he is trying to make a quick buck selling a couple of dubious quality bikes .....is it that easy

Only one of me,
And apparently not that easy jim

[N4CR]

it wasn't edited, merely the gas economiser stored the extra questions in the headlight warning fluid.

[doc]

So now we have online safety nazis deciding what should be sold?
Surely not the same people who whinge and moan about the govt, police, ltsa, speed limits, etc etc etc making rules and regulations that interfere with our god given right to blast around at warp factor 9.
But this is different isnt it
hey why not form a committee because with 897,608 items for sale on trademe it must take a while to check everything to see if it is worthy of the KB seal of approval.
You could issue safety compliance certificates.
And safety non-compliance certificates.
At $2 a pop thats $1,795,216
I would do it but I would have to get out of bed

Well how much would you do it for ? I'd be interested in a job on the committee. For a fee of course.

[Steam]

Oh it looks like the Trademe mods have noticed and deleted the questions. Fair enough!

[JimBob]

Well how much would you do it for ? I'd be interested in a job on the committee. For a fee of course.

It would have to be done properly before I have anything to do with it. We will have to form a selection committee to ensure you are of the correct standard, hire a consultancy company to write a mission statement. For those of us who make it through the selection process there will be an arduous training program covering every facet of issuing KB Safety Compliance Certificates (hereafter to be known as KBSCC) including how to lay out your pens and pencils in the correct order for maximum effectiveness, how to sound like an answering machine when you answer the phone, how to adjust your seat in business class without spilling your champers and how to rip off an Arab gold merchant without knowing you have just been ripped yourself.
If you are still standing after a year of this you will be awarded the coveted title of KBSCCIO (KBSCC Issuing Officer) and this will be presented to you by you know who at you know where. (need to know)
On the other hand I wouldnt want to work for anyone who would hire me. (courtesy Groucho)
So you will have to run it yourself

[COP_B8]

Ohh, it was fun whilst it lasted, i didnt even get to find out if it was fitted with an airbag!!!!!

[Conquiztador]

TM has started him again.

But I am SURE that is my daughters pink 3 wheeler...he just dont want to admit.

[Toaster]

Well, I would not buy any chinese built bikes until they learn a few things from the long time manufacturers on how to do it well.

[Street Gerbil]

This guy has posted a new ad, but this time, it seems to be genuine. Sounds like the scooter he is selling can be easily repaired and can serve as a great inner city commuting workhorse for a poor uni kid.
Let's show the guy that we can make fun of stupid stuff (like his first ad) but take serious stuff seriously.

[deanohit]

Quote=this motorbike was stolen one month ago.when i found it one week later,some parts of it had already been took off such as the accelerator on the right handle, two mirrors, the container under the seats and the front wind screen.apart of these,the key hole was also been broken and there is a cut on the seat.
i hope someone who needs spare parts or who is good at repairing motorbikes can take it away.


All sounds a bit dodgy to me. I see someone has already put $25 on it.