Are you a REAL biker?

**Big Dave** · 29th January 2009, 13:01

For a reasonable fee I will give 'How to be a real biker' lessons and tuition.
Subject to qualification criteria.

**short-circuit** · 29th January 2009, 13:27

Originally Posted by Mikkel

It's hilarious that a group of, supposedly, vehement non-conformists are so bloody concern with applying labels on what they are and are not!

Exactly - Get over yerselves. Enough drivel!

**vifferman** · 29th January 2009, 13:35

Originally Posted by renegade master

the fact that you started this thread is evidence that you are not a biker.

Is that so, Einstein? How did you work that out?

Because I can type? And spell? And have a brain?
Because I'm typing crap on the Interdweeb instead of out riding my bike?

**The Pastor** · 29th January 2009, 13:42

Originally Posted by vifferman

Is that so, Einstein? How did you work that out?

Because I can type? And spell? And have a brain?
Because I'm typing crap on the Interdweeb instead of out riding my bike?

some idiot mod merged the threads, i was refering to fatmax

**Oscar** · 29th January 2009, 13:43

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Koolaide Thanks Mum.

What about the guy who tattooed the word 'loser' on his own forehead - but he used a mirror and it came out backwards.

I guess having a motorcycle brand name tattooed on yer body qualifies you as a "real biker", but I'd thought you'd wanna pick one with a bit more history than KTM.

I suppose there are a few guys out there that are sick of people asking "..so what's that tattoo? What's a Hodaka..?"

**Maha** · 29th January 2009, 13:49

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

I've decided I'm not a real biker.

I'm not tough
I bathe regularly
I'm a romantic at heart
I don't have any tattoos
I like fine food and wine
I cry
I don't like the sight of blood, expecially mine
I prefer to run than fight
I'm not the fastest person on the road
I don't have any demerit points
I've never been to prison

I'm not tough.....but your wife is
I bathe regularly.....with other bathers
I'm a romantic at heart....but you hate fucken' candles and roses.
I don't have any tattoos....that are visable
I like fine food and wine....McDonalds is not fine food and Sprite is not wine.
I cry...during Coronation st
I don't like the sight of blood, expecially mine....its green isn't it?
I prefer to run than fight.....because you middle name is Forrest.
I'm not the fastest person on the road...most just think they are.
I don't have any demerit points.....left to loose.
I've never been to prison.....and im sticking to that story.

**Big Dave** · 29th January 2009, 13:50

Originally Posted by Oscar

I guess having a motorcycle brand name tattooed on yer body qualifies you as a "real biker", but I'd thought you'd wanna pick one with a bit more history than KTM.

I suppose there are a few guys out there that are sick of people asking "..so what's that tattoo? What's a Hodaka..?"

Combat Wombat - there was a motorcycle.

**Mikkel** · 29th January 2009, 13:55

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Koolaide Thanks Mum.

What about the guy who tattooed the word 'loser' on his own forehead - but he used a mirror and it came out backwards.

In which case he must have been sorry he forgot the p.

**ManDownUnder** · 29th January 2009, 14:02

Originally Posted by Maha

I'm not tough.....but your wife is
I bathe regularly.....with other bathers
I'm a romantic at heart....but you hate fucken' candles and roses.
I don't have any tattoos....that are visable
I like fine food and wine....McDonalds is not fine food and Sprite is not wine.
I cry...during Coronation st
I don't like the sight of blood, expecially mine....its green isn't it?
I prefer to run than fight.....because you middle name is Forrest.
I'm not the fastest person on the road...most just think they are.
I don't have any demerit points.....left to loose.
I've never been to prison.....and im sticking to that story.

w... we... we're... WE'RE TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Maha** · 29th January 2009, 14:07

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

w... we... we're... WE'RE TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, we have the same middle name but thats where it ends!....

**Oscar** · 29th January 2009, 14:07

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Combat Wombat - there was a motorcycle.

Don't forget the Road Toad and the Super Rat...

**ManDownUnder** · 29th January 2009, 14:13

Originally Posted by Maha

Ok, we have the same middle name but thats where it ends!....

.... Ruprect?????

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**Pwalo** · 29th January 2009, 14:17

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Combat Wombat - there was a motorcycle.

I really, really wanted a Hodaka when I was at college. Got a TS185 instead.

**SARGE** · 29th January 2009, 15:09

Originally Posted by oscar

there's an adage in the advertising world that says you know your product has made it when people have the logo tattooed on their body (my brother has a "triumph" tattoo, for example).

I was in the supermarket earlier, and i saw a guy with "ktm" tattooed on his shoulder. Strange.

i have an old lynyrd skynyrd tat..

Oh,... And a butterfly