Hit a Pine cone and rote me bike off.
Valiant Man
Hit a Pine cone and rote me bike off.
125GP!!!
New one for me...
Lost the back and got ran over by another racer/kber @ 60-70kmh.
Didnt get hurt at all, amazing!
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Originally Posted by surfchick
OMG how do you do that while riding? be a bit onesided from the rear wunnit?...may be my lack of imagination... and i thought i had a good imagination. maybe the twisties are good for this too?
... sneaky hands, slip down the front... bingo... button found!
"World famous since ages ago"
Moped rider
Accelerated down the hill 95km/hr on neutral... than couldnt put it back in a gear.... so had to slow down and got nearly hitted by an angry driver who started overtaking.
370HSSV 0773H .... Can you crack this code? No? ... OK, Turn your screen upside down!
Tofu please!
Looking at hot girls. It happens ALOT, especially the fit and trim ones that do their daily runs along the waterfront.
When I spot one, I always turn my head 180, give me a toot or a wave to show them my appreciation. They usually reply by blowing kisses or make a 'call me' sign with their hands, after that I always seem to end up on the other side of the road.
Forum whore
had just (as in finished re asembly 5 mins beforefully restored my old gn250 at the time custom paint full engine rebuild etc etc....
put in a remote start alarm
fired her up for the first time rode her up the street and back and parked it on the drive
my dad came home...
hey dad look at this...**presses remote start button**
whirr whirrr thud!
it was in gear...
Forum whore
shuld be stopping for a number
i try that but um yeah....
i'm usually going too quick to see thier reaction...or they block thier ears as i aproach cus my bike too frigging loud...
that and it's single seater..... so they know they cant come with mwuahhahahahahaa
cash grass or ass...noone rides for free
Forum whore
Hit a Pine cone and rote me bike off.
yeah you fucked that up bigtime
Forum whore
joining the ranks of the understatements of the yearyeah you fucked that up bigtime
“There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks
Moped rider
Ummm I did that to a workmate once, he was on an SR500 (I'm old ok) cant remember what I was riding an X7 or maybe my enduro bike, we were on the Southern Motorway at the time....If your on the right at traffic lights... with another bike next to you... reach over and flick the kill switch on ya mates bike when about to go... then gap it quick cuz when they catch up, you'll find yourself in trouble!!! lol...
Hmmmm, or maybe it was riding 5 up on a Honda 100
Nah it would have been the time I zapped past my mate after a close ride and sat up just after I passed him and he hit my bike (both RZ's) because I was dumb stupid - he bent the pipe up at 90 degrees to where it was supposed to point, luckily neither of us crashed and his bike was undamaged, the front wheel nut hit the pipe, but that was really silly and close to disaster.
Or was it the time I split the exhaust open doing 'bangers' on my SL125??
Here's a silly one....I bought a MT250 Honda.
Nana
2 good reasons you never have a pillion.
Wherever I may roam
Haha, funny how that happens.
had just (as in finished re asembly 5 mins beforefully restored my old gn250 at the time custom paint full engine rebuild etc etc....
put in a remote start alarm
fired her up for the first time rode her up the street and back and parked it on the drive
my dad came home...
hey dad look at this...**presses remote start button**
whirr whirrr thud!
it was in gear...
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
The desert creature
Me. Kill switch. Nuff said.
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
Hardsnore Biker
many many too many years ago..
I was riding with my buddy up Hobson St heading for the m'way. I looked in the mirror and he was slowing down, "funny" I thought.
Well I kept looking at him in the mirror as he was waving frantically! ...and eventually I looked in front. The reason he was slowing down was for a red traffic light, and the reason he was waving at me was cos he knew that I hadn't seen it.
F%#K. sphincter clamp, and major brakes, swerves etc etc.
Well long story short the traffic was well under way from a green light ot my right and somehow threaded my way across all of it without becoming a statistic.
L-Plate Rider
Cruised over to catch up with a mate out in the waps by puke he wasnt there so thort id test out the roads out past his place anyway was giving it sum arseholes up a rise then over the top the bastastard banked hard to the right, knowing there was no way in hell i was going to make it i over ran into a ditch filled with mud and layed her down nicely coating the whole left side with an inch of dirty road runoff sh*t.was so embarresed i used a good t-shirt to wipe it all off so no body would know guess the best way to learn is from experience.
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