gijoe1313 & Donor's Excellent Spanner Night! (06/07/07/)

**Donor** · 1st July 2007, 20:13

*REMINDER BUMP!*

Right well, as it hasn't happened for a while, it's happening then. When? Read the title again!

...

Read it? Right, now you know!

Oh, WHAT is happening you ask?

Well...

We are having a MOST EXCELLENT SPANNER NIGHT to make much beautification and function of a currently neglected RZ250 called Daisy who is in need of some front fork loving.

There will also be bike washing, chain lubing, and if you bring the gears then impromptu lessons on basic oil and filter servicing!

Many tools shall be on hand, and there may even be one or two people there who ACTUALLY know what they are talking about! (Hint hint you mechanics out there!)

Entry is free, but for a koha of non-alcoholic carbonated ginger beverage and/or some crisps to share then we may just let you touch or even sit on the newest nugget added to the mad cave!

Any questions?

No?

YAY!

Oh yeah... PM myself or the mad ricer gijoe1313 for details

**Big Dave** · 1st July 2007, 20:29

>>
but for a koha of non-alcoholic carbonated ginger beverage and/or some crisps to share then we may just let you touch or even sit on the newest nugget added to the mad cave!

Any questions?<<

D O - Y O U - S P E A K - E N G L I S H ?

**Donor** · 1st July 2007, 20:31

Originally Posted by Big Dave

>>
but for a koha of non-alcoholic carbonated ginger beverage and/or some crisps to share then we may just let you touch or even sit on the newest nugget added to the mad cave!

Any questions?<<

D O - Y O U - S P E A K - E N G L I S H ?

Sì, ma soltanto i giorni che hanno nient'altro di venti quattro ore

**Bonez** · 1st July 2007, 20:32

Originally Posted by Big Dave

>>
but for a koha of non-alcoholic carbonated ginger beverage and/or some crisps to share then we may just let you touch or even sit on the newest nugget added to the mad cave!

Any questions?<<

D O - Y O U - S P E A K - E N G L I S H ?

Where's Hitcher when you need him?

**Big Dave** · 1st July 2007, 20:33

Originally Posted by Donor

Sì, ma soltanto i giorni che hanno nient'altro di venti quattro ore

If there were some comedic device to imply further shouting (beyond large red type - for which there is no excuse) I would employ it here:

**McJim** · 1st July 2007, 20:38

Originally Posted by Donor

Sì, ma soltanto i giorni che hanno nient'altro di venti quattro ore

Yes but only on days that have nothing other than twenty four hours?

Mate - even your Italian is dubious. Stop taking the drugs bro'.

**Donor** · 1st July 2007, 20:39

Originally Posted by Big Dave

If there were some comedic device to imply further shouting (beyond large red type - for which there is no excuse) I would employ it here:

In the spirit of things, had you employed said comedic device (should it exist) then I would have been suitably impressed, and quite possibly issued forth a chuckle or two.

**Donor** · 1st July 2007, 20:40

Originally Posted by McJim

Yes but only on days that have nothing other than twenty four hours?

Mate - even your Italian is dubious. Stop taking the drugs bro'.

...no more than 24 hours...

I blame not the drugs, I couldn't even attempt eyetie before them!

**McJim** · 1st July 2007, 20:42

Originally Posted by Donor

...no more than 24 hours...

I blame not the drugs, I couldn't even attempt eyetie before them!

No more - niente piu

you wrote - niente'altro - nothing other than.

Oh dear. I sound like Il Hitchero Italiano!

**gijoe1313** · 1st July 2007, 23:56

eeber yabble eeber ...

Boku wa wakaranai, Itari muzakashii da yo!
Wo mei gong Itari!
I don't grok much of real life anyhows, all I know is there will be differentiated mechanical implements designed to induce contraptional compliance with a complete cognition of engineering expertise.

This will usually be interrupted or interspersed with the imbibement of liquid refreshments that has been transformed by zymurgetic processes that produce unparallelled results of artificial stupor via adhesion of alcoholic molecules to brain neuron functions.

With this in mind, there will be a superfluous supply of products that have been raised from the earth and various large bodies of water to induce sustenance to the sidereal corporal material vessels in which our souls reside.

Much gerrymandering and abuse of said testerone levels and physical attributes of one's gender will also ensue with gay abandon. Witty repartee will be attempted, but on the whole, miserably miss it's mark, either by artifice, lack of knowledge, sobriety levels and what is usually known by the nonclemature "who gives a fluffy duck".

The egress or evacuation of gathered personnel for the extrapolation of the knowledge required for self-preservation of one's choice of ambulation is the desired apogee of this excercise.

Thank you for your co-operation. Trust no One. Keep your Laser Handy. The computer is your friend.

**xwhatsit** · 2nd July 2007, 01:52

Yay! Don't you guys move this day. I can actually come to it

It Has Been Booked.

**zeocen** · 2nd July 2007, 13:15

I can't make it

That probably means things will actually get fixed, rather than more broken, though.

**007XX** · 2nd July 2007, 15:50

Oh for crying out loud!...am I to understand from this thread that some semi god like italian will be there?
Cos if so, count me in!!!

**007XX** · 2nd July 2007, 15:59

Oh crap, hang on! just read the itsy bitsy date thing at the top...and just realised hubby's organised a 4x4 trip starting this friday....Aaaarghh!

Sorry, but i'll have to give it a miss...And yes, Donor, I am aware I NEED tuition!

**xwhatsit** · 2nd July 2007, 16:01

Originally Posted by 007XX

Oh for crying out loud!...am I to understand from this thread that some semi god like italian will be there?
Cos if so, count me in!!!

That would be me!

*Beats chest*

Photo taken pre-shave to show girlfriend what I look like so she can demand I either a) grow mustache b) grow goatee c) grow full length beard or d) continue clean shaven, as before, as lets face it -- who likes kissing a beardy?

D is most likely option. She just likes making informed decisions. I wish I'd had all the information before we started dating.