View Poll Results: What does the Spank Mystery Box contain?

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  • Month's supply of Viagra

    5 10.20%
  • Rubber dolls and assorted dildos

    14 28.57%
  • WINJA

    23 46.94%
  • Racing leathers

    4 8.16%
  • The complete set of Madonna CDs

    5 10.20%
  • Love letters to Sue Bradford

    8 16.33%
  • Black shirts for the Destiny Church

    10 20.41%
  • Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

    6 12.24%
  • A revised version of KB Rules

    5 10.20%
  • You choose

    4 8.16%
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Thread: Spank's Mystery Box?

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    Spank's Mystery Box?

    He since he joined the main population of KB he's now fair game.

    The mystery box What does it contain
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    Spanks Mystery Box

    Cocked up the first thread so will try again
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    Are you seriously gonna make a big deal about that box?
    Its nothing alarming...
    But I suppose its the not knowing eh?

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    Just noticed this is public voting, but I stand by my three choices, except Winja is spelt WINJA
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    tehehehehhehehe...
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    Ah WINJA how we missed ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex View Post
    Just noticed this is public voting, but I stand by my three choices, except Winja is spelt WINJA
    Hey there's no secrets her on KB Not with my polls. Sorry about the 'spelling' mistake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Hey there's no secrets her on KB Not with my polls. Sorry about the 'spelling' mistake.
    You're forgiven it's looking like a good poll so far though... nice poll choices
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    There's no option for "printed list of dodgy asian porn sites"?

    Silly me. That would have required a minivan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    There's no option for "printed list of dodgy asian porn sites"?

    Silly me. That would have required a minivan.
    This is about Spanks Mystery Box

    ...everyone knows about his printed list of dodgy asian porn sites already
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    A car?....a Jose' Filiciano wig?....the complete CD and DVD set of Roger Whittaker...'the forgotten years''?...the list could be endless...

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    Panther says:
    Racing leathers
    Note that the poll does not specify what Spanks will be 'racing' on...

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    I'm fairly sure it's a "real doll"...

    I hear they've become ever so popular after the 20/20 episode....
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    I delivered the box. (OMG. Does this mean I've been set up as a mule. Interpol will never believe I was an innocent dupe).

    It certainly wasn't the revised KB rules, I drive a Pajero not a Kenworth.

    And it wasn't noisy enough or large enough for Winja (cos he's a fat cunt).

    But it would have been large enough for Finn. Maybe Mr Spankme is setting up a sideline in dwarf smuggling (there's a good market for them, for the dwarf throwing competitions) ?

    (The original Box contained a large cheese. But I doubt that Mr Spankme's box contained cheese, it did not smell bad enough).

    It HAS to be something illicit. Why else would he have it delivered at dead of night , by an unsuspecting stranger ? And why was Ms Keystone19 so relieved that it had not exploded whilst in her charge?

    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder
    He since he joined the main population of KB he's now fair game.
    Quote Originally Posted by Joni
    Are you seriously gonna make a big deal about that box?
    Its nothing alarming...
    But I suppose its the not knowing eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    I'm sure I or the members can find a use for them. Thanks again Skunk.
    But the poll doesn't have the real contents of the box - how can I vote? Apart from the fact That I would get it right...

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