All over the place like a mad woman's breakfast.
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All over the place like a mad woman's breakfast.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
Originally Posted by Hitcher
ugly on an ape...
stink on shit...
Kiwi back at home!
I still feel this thread is not about analogies but rather similes and the like.
Deus ex ukulele
Like a sausage so black, even its white bits were black?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
There's no justice... just us
Brown like a brown fire engine
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
Slicker than owl shit.
Scooter boy
Blowing like a $5 hooker during Field Days.
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Psyclepath
Handles like a pig on rollerskates
Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.
One hell of a ride.
Like it were always rainin' on Denley Moor.
Little ol'Hornet Rides again!
O learned and esteemed constabularies of the word, cast your visage across this article of note and extrapolate the keened nexus of its mien!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analogy
Woo hoo! It is the bee's knees thats illing with its shizzleness!
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
Vacuum packed Vamp
I have anology, I cant eat wheat.
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
Come warm yourself by the fire
it was this big
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
One hell of a ride.
I'm as happy as Hugh Heffner on a Viagra drip.
Forum whore
One for Helen - teeth like the ten commandments.
As subtle as a brick suppository.
As tight as a school boy.
A cunt like a horse collar.
masquerading as an adult
He was about as popular as an abbo in a liquor shop.
She had a face like a slapped cat's arse.
I'm pretty sure she could suck start a bus.
Watching her walk down the street was like watching 2 pigs fighting in a sack.
With my beer tinted glasses I'm ready to biddy battle,
I'm hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle!
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