Give me your analogies

**_Gina_** · 21st September 2007, 13:47

Originally Posted by MisterD

My Father-in-law uses "as wide as two axe-handles" to describe that condition

She had a negative height to weight ratio

**Swoop** · 21st September 2007, 15:45

Originally Posted by tri boy

Feel'n Blue, as a new Tatoo.
Who sang that again.(christ my memory is shot).

Hammond Gamble?

Originally Posted by mstriumph

..."dead as a doornail"?
if so, please explain???

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Guess:
Doornails used on coffins.

When a joiner nailed doors together (many moons ago) the nails used to protrude through the other side of the door and was then punched over 90degrees to be flush with the surface. The condition of the nail when flush with the surface was referred to as being "dead"...

**tri boy** · 21st September 2007, 16:14

Originally Posted by Swoop

Hammond Gamble?

Still can't remember, (or really care). While that dribble

was squeaking out of night clubs around NZ, I was tuned to Rose Tatoo, Angels, AC/DC etc.

Bonn Scot, Angry Anderson......oh hell yeah!

**NordieBoy** · 21st September 2007, 16:51

Originally Posted by 98tls

she could suck a golf ball up a garden hose.............

She could suck start a Harley.

**FlangMasterJ** · 21st September 2007, 17:02

She could suck start a leaf blower.

**klingon** · 21st September 2007, 17:13

Running like a watercolour in the rain

**Laava** · 21st September 2007, 17:36

As full as an Abo's nose.
Black as a bats arse.

**The Stranger:Me** · 23rd September 2007, 15:27

Originally Posted by klingon

Running like a watercolour in the rain

Al Stewart - year of the cat.

**hXc** · 23rd September 2007, 15:48

Like throwing a sausage down a hallway.
I'm gunna head off like a guillotine.

**Pussy** · 23rd September 2007, 16:25

Blue as a new tattoo?..... Graham Brazier, Hello Sailor

**Timber020** · 23rd September 2007, 18:08

has a face a shotgun could improve

As dumb as a shrub

fast as a five cent fuck

Camp as a row of tents

**hXc** · 23rd September 2007, 18:18

Madder than a skinhead watching The Jeffersons.
Madder than a carload of queers getting pulled over for doin' a 69 in a 55.
Madder than a one-legged waitress at the IHOP.
Happier than Jim Nabors with a wheelbarrow full of butt holes.
Happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

Thanks to Daniel Whitney (aka Larry The Cable Guy) for those.
He plays Mater in Cars and stars in Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Blue Collar TV.

**surfchick** · 23rd September 2007, 19:45

Originally Posted by Laava

As full as an Abo's nose.
...

um..

that one might be better left to rot in the bowels of the past along with nigger in a coal pile dude -it's 2007

I prefer potty humor to racial slurrs:
spreading it from "arsehole to breakfast" was allegedly kicking around in the 1930's...

and for bad weather:
that wind would clean corn

I'm not as green as I am cabbage-looking (old irish saying)