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    Are you sure that wasn't in Auckland - I remember that flat too.....did it have candle wax running down the mantle piece? black thumb prints in the colbys?
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    Ah jeez Paul, give up your day job and become a writer. You've made my sides sore and brought tears to my eyes. Hamish got up and came to see what all the noise was about.

    A bloody good read mate. Thanks. More please.

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    That sounds like typical scarfie behaviour if ever I'd heard of it!
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    Great story Paul

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    Quote Originally Posted by ben444
    Dunedin, student, motorbikes... they were good times. Amazing what you can fix with kitchen utensils, duck tape and some wood screws. ( i hope no-one bought a GPX250 back in 1995)
    Back in '95?, BACK IN '95? sheeit that was like yesterday man!! but hey that kind of experience transcends generations, it's like de ja vu all over again
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    That was another class story, Paul.


    Not to de-rail the thread or anything, but check out these links which are pretty much guarenteed to have you in stitches, wondering how your abdominal muscles will ever recover, and along the same lines as Pauls "student antics".

    Carl is Introduced
    Carl - the 1st Sequel
    Carl - Why Isn't He In Jail, and More Fireworks
    Carl - Perhaps It's Hereditary?
    Carl and a Virago


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim
    That was another class story, Paul.
    Not to de-rail the thread or anything, but check out these links which are pretty much guarenteed to have you in stitches, wondering how your abdominal muscles will ever recover, and along the same lines as Pauls "student antics".
    I warn you don't read this at work, I've got tears running down my face it's farking funny as.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddieb
    I warn you don't read this at work, I've got tears running down my face it's farking funny as.
    yep...people were wondering what i was laughing at too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddieb
    I warn you don't read this at work, I've got tears running down my face it's farking funny as.
    Dang, I must get me a funny-bone transplant...
    Either that, or take some more droogs...

    But I did almost laugh at the bit about Ogri.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    this made my morning, more people have to read this stuff

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    Great story, Paul!
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