jrandom is Prepared to Kill

[White trash]

Get over yourself, you don't annoy me any more than a fart in an elevator.

I've been stuck with some prretttyy annoying farts in elevators.

[jrandom]

Sorry, now I've pissed of both sides. I like you better jrandom, I'll stick to annoying Spud.

Hmm? Pissed off? No I'm not.

Now, if you'd farted in an elevator, on the other hand...

[spudchucka]

I've been stuck with some prretttyy annoying farts in elevators.

Next time try to mentally visualise Lou, it will totally change the experience for you.

[Kwaka-Kid]

so anyway boys,
*sweeps sand back into sandpit*
hows the fine payments going there jrandom? you know i heard a rumour that if you send in a cheque for like $1 more then the amount you were fined they send you back a cheque for the refund, and dont put the demerits on till you credit that... so if u never credit it, you dont get hte demerits... sounds too good to be true eh? anyone else ever heard of it ?

[Zed]

so anyway boys,
*sweeps sand back into sandpit*
hows the fine payments going there jrandom? you know i heard a rumour that if you send in a cheque for like $1 more then the amount you were fined they send you back a cheque for the refund, and dont put the demerits on till you credit that... so if u never credit it, you dont get hte demerits... sounds too good to be true eh? anyone else ever heard of it ?

Now who told you that KK?

JR will probably wait for the 2nd reminder notice before he pays! The again, has there been any thought or mention of writing a letter to get it dismissed..."it was ONLY a 150cc your honour!"



Ps. You're not dry Lou!

[Drunken Monkey]

so anyway boys,
*sweeps sand back into sandpit*
hows the fine payments going there jrandom? you know i heard a rumour that if you send in a cheque for like $1 more then the amount you were fined they send you back a cheque for the refund, and dont put the demerits on till you credit that... so if u never credit it, you dont get hte demerits... sounds too good to be true eh? anyone else ever heard of it ?

That is a loophole that has loooong been closed.

[scumdog]

Hmm? Pissed off? No I'm not.

Now, if you'd farted in an elevator, on the other hand...

Hah! you wouldn't catch me out like that - we don't got elemavators down this here territory!

[Ghost Lemur]

Hah! you wouldn't catch me out like that - we don't got elemavators down this here territory!

That's only coz all your skyscrappers are single story.

[scumdog]

That's only coz all your skyscrappers are single story.

Hey, did you use to live here too !!!- at least nobody will fly a 'plane into OUR skyscrapers

[jrandom]

JR will probably wait for the 2nd reminder notice before he pays! The again, has there been any thought or mention of writing a letter to get it dismissed..."it was ONLY a 150cc your honour!"

Nah bro, I'll just let it fall through into the Department of Courts. They can take it out of my dole at $5 a week eh?

Chur!

[jrandom]

Actually, I just don't think it's my month.

A slight error in judgment involving 'orange', 'red', the difference between such and the involuntary actions of my throttle hand at the Nelson Street offramp this morning led to a pleasant (but, at $150, rather expensive) rendezvous with a member of our fine constabulary on an ST1100.

I think I might start swimming to work.

[marty]

one could begin to become a little disillusioned jr. maybe you should start driving a cage - they seem to get away with speeding/red lights/orange lights/driving like wankers in auckland with impunity....

[kerryg]

Well I am compelled to admit that I was treated fairly by a policeman on the weekend. I was having a little blat along SH16, as ya do, on my little red white and blue FZR600 and was caught on radar at 128km. Probably the fastest I went all day so that was a bit suck-ish but I was fairly caught. The copper told me that I was up for (I think he said) 35 demerit points and a $280 (???) fine but that he would only book me for 120km (20 demerits and $120). Just because he was feeling kindly to an aged man on a little FZR600..?? Or was it my pathetic blubbing and whining...??? So I thought, well, there is humanity in the HP after all. I guess the fact that there was another bike with me, travelling at similar speed and that I was the first one he scoped was a factor. And of course, clear roads, good conditions, warranted and WOFed bike, geriatric rider....all mitigating factors., officer...

So I returned my pillion passenger (my 11 year old daughter..yes, I know, shame on me ...) to her lovely mother (my darling ex) after cajoling her not to tell mummy and now I await the outraged phone call...


But worst of all, and most unforgivable of all, I squashed flat a little baby duckling on my way back home (it was an accident, OK??)...and now my daughter doesn't love me any more

[NC]

Ah that's nothing! Heh Try a $630 ticket...


Hehe, narh. Just stop perving at your elbows dude, sorted.

[NC]

But worst of all, and most unforgivable of all, I squashed flat a little baby duckling on my way back home (it was an accident, OK??)...and now my daughter doesn't love me any more

OMG!!! A DUCKLING!!!!!!