How bout this for an angry letter? I'm so proud!

[Nefarious]

No, but I expected them to be semi-literate and able to spell.

[boomer]

Surely you didn't stroll in flaming people and expect people to contratulate you?

No, but I expected them to be semi-literate and able to spell.

you did well deciphering that.. i couldn't .. not bad for a frog

[gixermike]

I'm thinking of a phrase...

'cheese eating surrender monkey'....yep thats the one...

How is france...

[Sanx]

That picture wasn't taken in France, either

[avgas]

Nice letter to the ticket patrol - me i would just stroll in to pay the bill and then ask why a scooter got a ticket. Hell i park on the street, you were nice enough to park on the road.

[Pancakes]

I park right outside whereever I'm going (not in the way of pedestrians etc) all around the city and never had a ticket. Ask her how it ended up........ I want to know!

[Pancakes]

Ps, thats me doing a flip into my pool.......................... in France (am I cool yet?)


Ummmmm,

[homer]

As far as im concerned i pay road tax like everyone else who pays rego wof puts petrol in there bike or car buys tyres ....theres road tax in the price of those as well .....anyways i guess that means i do own the road ...be buggered if im paying to park .

[peasea]

I wrote this to the ARC a while back.........

They never did reply.

Dear Council fuckwits et al…

I have in front of me your letter dated 4th February 2004, which I might add, you gutless bastards failed to add a name to. In this page of diatribe you threaten to extract the sum of $156.80 from me through extortionate means. Fuck you! The reasons, and there are many, that I haven’t paid you are headed by the fact that the train set you pricks are requiring my hard earned cash to subsidize doesn’t even come close to my back yard. What a crock of fucking shit!

I don’t use public transport, it’s a giant fuckup in this town, why should I pay for it? I am sick and tired of paying for parks/reserves I don’t use, I hate ball sports and all the wankers associated with them. I can’t swim in the polluted waters of the beaches so why the fuck should I pay for reserves (such as Long Bay) that back on to such beaches?

I have to pay extra for my garbage disposal and then Auckland City dumps its garbage on our fucking land! What do I get for my money? Jack fucking shit, that’s what! You’re all a bunch of fat, shiny-arsed losers who couldn’t get a real job if you tried.

“My urgent attention….” Get fucked! I was in the South Island when this load of shit (loosely described as a rates account) arrived in my letterbox so how the fuck was I supposed to give it my ‘urgent attention’? Whatever happened to the fucking telephone? You all need to get rather large dogs up yourselves. I’ll attend to such usury in my own good time. “Support Team…” indeed, support this ya queer cunts ->.

Yes my cheque is enclosed, I have no choice, but even microbrains like you fucks can probably tell, I’m paying it under duress. This is pressure unheard of in the modern world and Democracy is a crock in New Zealand, it doesn’t exist. The sooner you fuckwits are dispersed the better.

Fuck you all, big time.

And make sure you all read this too because I stand by every word. Pass it round the office, have a good laugh, you got your cheque you cunts.

Your, honest, hard working, obedient servant (without a train set).


Not fucking happy.

[Reckless]

Oh fuck that was funny! now please tell me you actually did send it in, an your not shitin us!!

Bling to you mate!!

[Taz]

......10chars.......

[bert_is_evil]

Ps, thats me doing a flip into my pool.......................... in France (am I cool yet?)


Ummmmm,

No, Rossi's not in the pool with you...

[avgas]

No, Rossi's not in the pool with you...

You dont happen to work for TVNZ do you? as i swear i heard that on the last race.

[Pancakes]

It's hard to make out in that light but he's in there all right!

Soooooooo, how about now?

[mbazza]

In Dunedin I never pay for motorbike parking but while in OZ recently I had occassions to use the car parks in Naional Parks.
On the first occassion a 'parks person' was on patrol and cautioned me to get the $3 ticket and display it! I did, but only if I could get a photo of him holding it in front of my bike. I wrote the Rego & bike make on the ticket. At the third NP I just wrote and photographed the ticket stuck between the front of the seat and the tank. On enjoying the toilets and the view I returned, the ticket was gone but a stoney faced park person wanted $9 because I hadn't paid the park fee!
Great fun proving by camera I had! And, filling out a complaint form regarding the fact that I can't secure a park/parking ticket from theft. The poor parks person thought I was writing complaining about her actions! Let her read it before I folded it, went into the park office, bought a stamp and posted it!
Bit of a joke, but obviously not so in Auckland. Good luck with your letter. Infact because we don't take up much space parking should be free!
I talked to some other riders who parked in one of these park / parks three bikes in the one carpark. They got into difficulties for not having a $3 ticket each, as it is your park entry also! Cheers