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    Isn't it good when..

    you're "cruisin" along,but going way faster than traffic and all of a sudden you hear the siren.Check the mirrors and there's blue and red flashing lights.Check speed,calculate license points,figger alcohol levels,remember who may have *555'd ya,rego,wof,drugs,work out you may be able to bullshit your way through,indicate,pull to the left and the police just go around.Slowly the realisation hits.It's not you but how the fuck did those cops get up on you so fast....?Because you could have just done a runner...?But you didn't!Don't it feel GOOD?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mitchilin View Post
    you're "cruisin" along,but going way faster than traffic and all of a sudden you hear the siren.Check the mirrors and there's blue and red flashing lights.Check speed,calculate license points,figger alcohol levels,remember who may have *555'd ya,rego,wof,drugs,work out you may be able to bullshit your way through,indicate,pull to the left and the police just go around.Slowly the realisation hits.It's not you but how the fuck did those cops get up on you so fast....?Because you could have just done a runner...?But you didn't!Don't it feel GOOD?
    While we're on the subject:
    What happens when you get *555ed? Does the plod come around and do a housecall?
    Keep it rubber-side down...

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    you get a friendly letter telling you to pull finger. I know, I have one.
    "And, look, the luscious and fecund fronds of the Silver Fern has given brilliant birth to a stupendous fruit! A red Hondaberry, desposited by a lesser known species of Plonker Gittus Maximus Idiotus."

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    They don't do fuck all, depending how busy they are.I *555"d sumcun who was trying to ram my 4wd truck down the motorway.Got home in time to hear the details given on the scanner.I was gonna do the housecall myself.Bikes don't get *555 often.What can they say?I pulled in front of a bike"I don't know what kind" and he smacked my mirror off and rode off.
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    man i know the feeling. unlicenced, out of curfew,one or two drinks, and speeding, then flashing lights, i pull to the left and they keep on driving! i fogged up my visor i was yelling so hard
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    Quote Originally Posted by mitchilin View Post
    They don't do fuck all, depending how busy they are.I *555"d sumcun who was trying to ram my 4wd truck down the motorway.Got home in time to hear the details given on the scanner.I was gonna do the housecall myself.Bikes don't get *555 often.What can they say?I pulled in front of a bike"I don't know what kind" and he smacked my mirror off and rode off.
    my father in law recieved a letter from someone who *555 him on a yellow gsxr600 had passed unsavely, thru the gorge to paereo

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    Your father in law?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cajun View Post
    my father in law recieved a letter from someone who *555 him on a yellow gsxr600 had passed unsavely, thru the gorge to paereo
    How hardcore are you?
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    You got it.But how did they sneak up on you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mitchilin View Post
    How hardcore are you?
    Bike's registered in dad's name...

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    Happened so many times.
    Not quite a cheech and chong moment though - need an ambulance for that
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    Its happened to.And u r all a abunch of big girls blouses
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    Most interesting one I had was on a two lane motorway at night so I didnt realise there was a cop behind me. The car in the left lane was doing about 110 and I was passing him. See flashing lights behind me so I pull into the left lane in front of the other car. However before i can pull over the other car pulls over and the cop pulls in behind him

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    I'm sitting on the motorway heading to West Auckland (what's that called? Western Motorway? Sounds like a good name for it anyway ), at about 120kph (was flaming cold, impatient, and tired, and that's no excuse ), 3.30am, no L-plate, no keys in ignition (in my pocket so they didn't fly away).

    Off go the sirens -- I shit myself -- indicate left, police motorcycle goes screaming past like I was standing still. So loud! Must've been right behind me when he hit the sirens. Why wait so long?

    Scary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    I'm sitting on the motorway heading to West Auckland (what's that called? Western Motorway? Sounds like a good name for it anyway ), at about 120kph (was flaming cold, impatient, and tired, and that's no excuse ), 3.30am, no L-plate, no keys in ignition (in my pocket so they didn't fly away).

    Off go the sirens -- I shit myself -- indicate left, police motorcycle goes screaming past like I was standing still. So loud! Must've been right behind me when he hit the sirens. Why wait so long?

    Scary.
    Sirens are only necessary when there is someone to hear them. If that cop was going as fast as you reckon, he was probably right up your date before he saw your bitsy tail-light. Either that, or you weren't concentrating
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Well I wasn't checking my mirror -- that may have been complacent, but it was 120kph on a near-deserted motorway.

    Or maybe my CB is so lightening-fast that some kind of super-doppler-effect prevented me from hearing the siren until he was a couple of metres away

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