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  1. 20th July 2007, 16:47 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    My last girlfriend told me taking it orally was good for her skin. But who was I to argue.
    Sick of the cream pies was she?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    I have always been a firm believer in the health properties of semen, thus try and have a daily dose........
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    It is good for the face, chest and stomach too....so I'm told
    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    yeah, these areas all have muscles that get contorted in funny ways when hellbent into flexing to seek the eerrr...ummm...bodily fluid in question.

    Excellent exercise!!
    Your encouraging messages will be passed on to Mrs KD as soon as she gets home
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kendog View Post
    Your encouraging messages will be passed on to Mrs KD as soon as she gets home
    Jeepers...the way you two sound, I didn't think either of you needed anymore encouragement!

    *and I mean that in awe and admiration btw*
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    omg... maybe i should try this kind of therapy.... lol
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  5. 20th July 2007, 17:48 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    I have always been a firm believer in the health properties of semen, thus try and have a daily dose........
    You're so gullible.
    You'll swallow anything.
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  6. 20th July 2007, 17:52 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    You're so gullible.
    You'll swallow anything.
    Gullible?.....granted.

    Swallow anything?.....depends on the mood....sometimes orally sometimes moisturise....it's a girls prerogative
    No body move... I dropped my brain
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  7. 20th July 2007, 18:01 #22
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    Gulpable? That's rather modest...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Gulpable? That's rather modest...
    If I do say so myself....
    No body move... I dropped my brain
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    Eeeew! fuckin eeeeew fuckin eeeew! You guys are sick! By the way, I've been assured the pineapple thing doesn't work!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kendog View Post
    Your encouraging messages will be passed on to Mrs KD as soon as she gets home
    I already knew all that though.....

















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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Eeeew! fuckin eeeeew fuckin eeeew! You guys are sick! By the way, I've been assured the pineapple thing doesn't work!
    Not if you smoke - nothing helps then. Also depends on whatever else you may be eating.

    Plus your girlfriend (or boyfriend ) may just be a fussy eater . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Gullible?.....granted.

    Swallow anything?.....depends on the mood....sometimes orally sometimes moisturise....it's a girls prerogative
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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    omg... maybe i should try this kind of therapy.... lol
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    Is it necessary to take with food?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Is it necessary to take with food?
    apparantly its a meal all on its own!
    i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.
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