Ya don't need surgery you big wuss!
Just head down to that hippy commune I was telling you about, they'll get the comfrey tea and sage smudges out for you - she'll be right.
Don't forget the healing crystals waved by the nubile nymphettes.
Mmmmm, organic carrots . . . .
(Private joke incase anyone is wondering what the f*ck that was all about!).
Heal quick, young'un.
Jan.
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