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  1. #16
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    Ya don't need surgery you big wuss!

    Just head down to that hippy commune I was telling you about, they'll get the comfrey tea and sage smudges out for you - she'll be right.

    Don't forget the healing crystals waved by the nubile nymphettes.

    Mmmmm, organic carrots . . . .

    (Private joke incase anyone is wondering what the f*ck that was all about!).

    Heal quick, young'un.

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    bummer dude! hopefully your bones heal faster than mine... 7 months on and it's still not right!

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    Smile

    Good grief... I am so glad to hear that you are ok.....

    Hope the operation goes well today...... and that they actually operate on the right thumb.

    But with a few fine days coming up and you not being able to ride...... you didn't plan that too well now did you... hmmmmmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe View Post
    Hope that they actually operate on the right thumb.
    That's not very kind, crashe - then he'll have two (2) muntered thumbs!
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    Welcome to big bike ownership mate.

    LMAO - ain't that the truth!

    Good luck with surgery Dan. Bit of a bastard huh? Where's the bike? If it's still out that way you want me to collect/transport/shed it for you?

    Time for a sing along to the big Suzuki song ...
    Dan rides warily down the street,
    But it feels just way too slow
    A brand new bike that's sounding sweet,
    His S-RAD's raring to go,
    He's ready, hey, yeah he's ready for this,
    He's hanging off the edge of his seat
    Turning the corner - gives the throttle a blip,
    And heads face first onto the street....

    ... yeaaahhh..

    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    And another one gone, and another one gone
    Another one bites the dust
    Hey, Im gonna get you too
    Another one bites the dust
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    Oh dear Dan! I was running past there about 5.15pm last night too...

    Hope the surgery goes well dear...
    Exploring pastures anew...

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    Damn eh, not respecting the gixxer will bite ya.

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    Fucken ouch. Sorry to hear dude.

    Get well soon aye
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    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
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    Sorry to hear it man. That bike is the nicest bike I've had sideways on the gas, is it still on Dunlops?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post

    I feel like a Desperate Housewife.

    The Jandal giveth, and the Jandal taketh away. Blessed be the name of the Jandal.
    I'll send one over. Don't high-side her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    Dan this has an uncomfortably familiar flavour to it.
    Yes doesn't it. Sparky Bills has just posted today about how weak and useless his arm/shoulder are. I feel for him, Frosty and jrandom. I'm also getting very bored with not being fully right after a simple 'falling off'. Went to physio yesterday where she wanted to test the strength of my hands since both got damaged.

    Left = 58kg ... Right = 16kg @! ( my brake hand it is too)

    OMG how long is all this fixing going to take .... grrrrr

    Good luck with the surgery jrandom ... and do the physio exercises as often as they tell you to

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    Ah..the old "too much throttle in second gear whilst turning, in the wet" trick, eh!

    So, it'll be "thumbs up" to the learning curve then?
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    bummer dude

    I was still considering whether I would let you ride my Repsol and you have to go and damage your thumb.
    Obviously I can't let you ride it now, can I?

    Heal well.
    G
    Om nom nom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Result - one sideways SRAD, one jrandom highsiding through the air with the greatest of ease, and landing on his thumb, of all things.

    Compound fracture of the proximal phalange of my left thumb, plus a crack across the base of the metacarpal. My thumb is now in eight pieces instead of three...
    OUCH! Sounds nasty. Sucks to be broken.

    Quote Originally Posted by crashe View Post
    Hope the operation goes well today...... and that they actually operate on the right thumb.
    Wasn't it the left thumb?

    Good luck with the op and the healing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlygirl View Post
    I was still considering whether I would let you ride my Repsol and you have to go and damage your thumb.
    Obviously I can't let you ride it now, can I?

    Heal well.
    G
    Fret not - I'll do it for him... what're friends for hmmm???
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