I hit a pedestrian

[Grahameeboy]

Was probably XX007 trying to get a snap shot of his arse.....

[Hitcher]

Was probably XX007 trying to get a snap shot of his arse.....

"His" arse?

[inlinefour]

This was a first for me.

Was heading towards a red light in town when a young lady runs full speed in front of a stopped car, straight into the front left side of my bike. Her handbag swings around whacking me in the leg.

I managed to stay upright and stop saying the 'S' word (Shit) while she bounced off the bike saying another 'S' word (sorry) and running away. Bit of a shock to the system, it all happened so fast. Didn't even get a chance to see if she was hot or not.

Got home and looked for damage, fortunately there was none.

What have I learned from this experience?
I need a louder exhaust!

I reckon you need to be going a tad quicker. Boll the biarch and that might be the only way she learns not to do it again.

[bimotabob]

Yeh they just run out at you sometimes like lambs to the slaughter!
I hit a small child going round a corner on my mountain bike once,
she wouldn't go to school by herself after that!
I have heard they look wicked going up and over the hood on your tintop.

Regards
BB

[Grahameeboy]

"His" arse?

You are formally infracted for mmmmm....mmmmm.....being confusing

[jafar]

This was a first for me.

Was heading towards a red light in town when a young lady runs full speed in front of a stopped car, straight into the front left side of my bike. Her handbag swings around whacking me in the leg.

I managed to stay upright and stop saying the 'S' word (Shit) while she bounced off the bike saying another 'S' word (sorry) and running away. Bit of a shock to the system, it all happened so fast. Didn't even get a chance to see if she was hot or not.

Got home and looked for damage, fortunately there was none.

What have I learned from this experience?
I need a louder exhaust!

She was running to get in her volvo so she could have a really good go @ ya

[canarlee]

She was running to get in her volvo so she could have a really good go @ ya

oi i got a volvo!!!





excelent machine for running down b.......

[jafar]

oi i got a volvo!!!

excelent machine for running down b.......

The scary thing is that you admit that

[gijoe1313]

Ah Kendog, just as well you weren't riding a Hornet at the time, or you could've really stung her!

And this is just your way of trying to hook up another date by using a bike to bash a girly instead of a club? The ol'caveman routine is hard to shed!

[ceebie13]

I reckon it was Trudi...she once mentioned that at times she feels like wacking you with her handbag!

[canarlee]

The scary thing is that you admit that

aye, i do admit it! its one of those boxy GL1600s it is, takes no prisoners. straight under the grille they go bumpity bump......

[Boob Johnson]

This was a first for me.

Was heading towards a red light in town when a young lady runs full speed in front of a stopped car, straight into the front left side of my bike. Her handbag swings around whacking me in the leg.

I managed to stay upright and stop saying the 'S' word (Shit) while she bounced off the bike saying another 'S' word (sorry) and running away. Bit of a shock to the system, it all happened so fast. Didn't even get a chance to see if she was hot or not.

Got home and looked for damage, fortunately there was none.

What have I learned from this experience?
I need a louder exhaust!

rofl Kendog, that's madness

[Trudes]

Now if I'd been there I could've said "Oi, stop trying to hit on my husband'. Ok, it's lame I know, but I'm sick.

[mbazza]

I guess it being Wellytown she'd be dressed in drone black and worrying either about the media or the height of the NZ $. Good thing there was no damage. Cheers

[Cache Wraith]

I'm sure if Mrs Kendog wasn't on this forum you would have been a little more honest and your title would have read "I hit on a pedestrian". Let me guess, she was blonde, office mini skirt and black stockings and you spotted her 50m out from the lights ..........