Tale of the White Rabbit

**Rashika** · 2nd August 2007, 20:22

"Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dear" cried the White Rabbit, as he whizzed around
town on his 1989 Yamaha XJ600, "What is a poor little bunny to do, when
the nice man at the garage says that my little bunny-bike needs new
shockies and a back tyre and a new exhaust and a new steering head and
new brake discs, what should a bunny do?"

And the little white bunny scurried off to the nice man at Thunderbike,
where he gazed in awe and wonder at a Triumph Bonneville Black, and he
spoke to the nice man there, "please mister nice man, could a little
white bunny take one of those big bikes for just a liitle ride?"

And the nice man smiled at the little white bunny, and said "Sure thing
dude".

And so the little white bunny took it for a spin down the motorway, and
gave the nasty policeman a one-paw salute 'cos he was on the other side
of the barrier, and zoomed along at 120k's, and the little bunny
chuckled merrily to himself and said "Whoopy forking doo, this is good
fun, I shall have to save up my carrots and get one of these".

Actually, the little white bunny rather liked the Triumph Tiger, but
decided that he would have to win a LOT of carrots in the Lotto before
he could buy a bike like that.

And so the little white bunny went home to his floating burrow, and
dreamed of a new career in robbing banks, 'cos there are lots of carrots
in a bank.

This is courtesy of a relative of mine, after reading it I just had to post it... he's dreaming that the man on the moon will drop a new Trumpy off on his doorstep... and yep he is a kber, altho has never posted (even after much prodding by me).
His name is XJman, so a big welcome to the old fart from the city of sun.

**MyGSXF:Me** · 2nd August 2007, 20:24

Different colour pleeeeease chick.. that blue is bloody hard to read..

**Rashika** · 2nd August 2007, 20:25

try the light universe, its sooooo much easier

**MyGSXF:Me** · 2nd August 2007, 20:30

Originally Posted by Rashika

try the light universe, its sooooo much easier

oooohhhhh.. hey.. that does work...

smart arse

**ammo_alan** · 2nd August 2007, 20:31

I Have almost the same dream but it is a stalk dropping off my 2007 Yamaha R1. Like that's going to happen!!!!!!!!!

**ammo_alan** · 2nd August 2007, 20:33

Originally Posted by ammo_alan

I Have almost the same dream but it is a stalk dropping off my 2007 Yamaha R1. Like that's going to happen!!!!!!!!!

and Why the hel dose it say I am a L - plate rider??????

**Rashika** · 3rd August 2007, 06:26

Originally Posted by ammo_alan

and Why the hel dose it say I am a L - plate rider??????

cos ya only a learner on KB... only 3 posts, you'll get a whole lot more interesting titles the more you post. And when you are all growd up you will even be able to choose your own title

**Rashika** · 3rd August 2007, 15:22

ok so there is more apparently...

Actually the little white rabbit really really liked the Triumph Rocket Classic, all 2,249cc of it, but decided that there were just not enough carrots in the universe for a biggie like that