One hell of a ride.
You pull in to the pub. It's a social place.
It only has only two tables out front. Either side of the door.
Rider and bike at each. All you can see is:
At one table sits Herman.
Large adventure touring bike with a huge windscreen. Brightly coloured goretex jacket with stripes on the pockets, white helmet.
At the other is Stinkfinger.
Immaculate Pan head Harley with ape hangers, leather vest, heavily tattooed, black open face.
Who are you sitting with?
"channellling the Pleideans"
Mr Finger, then you say, Hey, Hermann, pull up a chair (then in a stage whisper to Mr Finger "Dont mention the war!!".... after a few beers everyone in the pub is doing a Basil Fawlty impression, Hermann reveals he is in fact Belgian, and a good night is had by all.
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I'd assume it was a dodgy biker establishment, tell the kids to put their seatbelts back on and drive off while pretending that I'd stopped to check a map.
Unless the pub had a sign out front advertising takeaway lattes, of course. Then I wouldn't have to sit down.
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One hell of a ride.
Nice - but I forgot to mention they are brothers.Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase
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I'm riding a DR650.....Stinky won't talk to me so looks like I'm stuck with Fritz.
I admire HDC's approach but I'm probably not that brave!
The instructions are simple...
Astride your GSXR, engine going, in first....ask if either has a sister who is looking for a good time. Lose them in the ensuing chase, double back to the cafe, take your pick of which table.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
One hell of a ride.
There is no guarantee you'll loose Heman. he's as accomplished technical rider on a 140hp bike with state of the art suspension especially suited to the lousy conditions.
He may give you a stern look when you get back to the pub - or get stinky set aboot.
One hell of a ride.
Stinky has a DT250 that he uses for Pig Shooting. He wouldn't have minded a chat about the DR.I'm riding a DR650.....Stinky won't talk to me so looks like I'm stuck with Fritz.
I admire HDC's approach but I'm probably not that brave!
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I'd go inside.
One, two free, floor!
Knowing me I'd sit with Herman, strike up conversation, then lean over and start bringing the other guy into it as well...
I struggle with the concepts of staying quiet, being subtle and staying anonymous...
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One hell of a ride.
It only has only two tables out front.
Inside is full of........
The instructions are simple...
Actually, I'd have a sit/natter with he of the malodourous digit. He is more likely to be a down-to-earth conversationalist, who drinks Tui. Not into WhereWasTheBestLatteYouHaveEverHad....
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
The instructions are simple...
Oh, I know...it's drag Queen night....
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
"channellling the Pleideans"
accountants on a mystery bus trip, and Brian from receivables has just made his move on Charleen from accounts payable. He has had two and a half shandies, and is feeling very brave. also, his beige tie has been loosened half a notch and he feels she is a suitable vessel to carry his seed......
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
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I'm shy and look for another pub *shrugs*
However, I would make stereotypical assumptions about both riders and decide I have little in common (within the realm of motorcycling) with either rider.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
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