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  1. 4th October 2004, 17:47 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deano
    Yeah, that'll do it.
    Hey Deano, 2 girls together in this discussion.., um lets rather keep us apart in that mind of yours...

    Damn I love my innocense!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni
    Trust a sick sick musician like myself to understand me right now....

    that'd be about right
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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    Nick, the only chick that even notices you is Sam. Thats hardly a flock or chicks running after ya is it?
    EXCUSE ME?!?!?!

    You shot me but ya punks didn't finish, now you're about to feel the wrath of a menace!

    Ask any number of womenfolk, I am insatiable!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni
    Hey Deano, 2 girls together in this discussion.., um lets rather keep us apart in that mind of yours...

    Damn I love my innocense!!!!
    Your as innocent as me....


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    Not very
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick
    Your as innocent as me....


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    Not very
    You're not a forum whore yet, so don't act like it! :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick
    Your as innocent as me....


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    Not very

    As innocent as you....ummmm, ok, cool!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni
    As innocent as you....ummmm, ok, cool!!!!!

    Hehehe
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
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    Quote Originally Posted by madcat_
    You're not a forum whore yet, so don't act like it! :P

    Heh I keep my forum whore-ness on the inside
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    Quote Originally Posted by madcat_
    EXCUSE ME?!?!?!

    You shot me but ya punks didn't finish, now you're about to feel the wrath of a menace!

    Ask any number of womenfolk, I am insatiable!
    Believe what you wish Nick
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick
    Heh I keep my forum whore-ness on the inside
    My whore-dom is on show for all to enjoy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blakamin
    My whore-dom is on show for all to enjoy
    such public displays....
    Thats why we love you BK....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni
    such public displays....
    Thats why we love you BK....
    gotta let it out there for all
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    How the hell do you hit yourself in the goolies with a sledghamer?

    I got slamdunked down there going through a wire fence many years ago. As I slipped through the fence I held the lower strand down under tension with one hand, placed one leg through and my hand slipped from the wire. Beeooonnnggg, right in the sweet spot. No laughing matter I can assure you.

    A sledge hammer!!!! He'll be lucky if he is not pissing blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder
    How the hell do you hit yourself in the goolies with a sledghamer?
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    Buggered if I know, either he's got short arms, a short sledge hammer or his goolies hang very low, or all of the above.
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    No no no...hehehe

    He was carrying a ladder and the sledgy. The sledgy got momentum up and twacked him in the 2 vege.
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
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