Funniest Thing I saw today

[Blakamin]

Buggered if I know, either he's got short arms, a short sledge hammer or his goolies hang very low, or all of the above.

"Do ya balls hang low, do ya swing em to and fro...."
maybe a hammer wif no handle???

[wari]

Easy to laugh for you - I hope you offered to rub them better ?

I PRefer the kiss betterr option ...

[NC]

I PRefer the kiss betterr option ...

The mind boggles

[wari]

The mind boggles

THats treetable ...

I KNow someone who can helpe you withat .... :spudwave:

[NC]

THats treetable ...

I KNow someone who can helpe you withat .... :spudwave:

I get a burning sensation when I wee, know anyone that can help with that?

[SPORK]

Blakamin, you only got to be a whore by making posts like that!

[SPORK]

I have a cat

[SPORK]

And posts like that, and this



:eyepoke:

[merv]

I get a burning sensation when I wee, know anyone that can help with that?

Perhaps the sledge hammer would numb the feeling.

Otherwise who gave you that affliction?

[wari]

I get a burning sensation when I wee, know anyone that can help with that?

NOpe ... sorry ... HAve ya tried drying it outin the ..

WOrtha shotte .. :spudwave:

[spudchucka]

Wendy O'Williams from the Plasmatics used to have a neat trick she did with a sledgehammer on stage.

[Motu]

Oh,the PLASMATICS!!!!! weren't they just fuckin great?....no? yeah they were crap - but the tits leaping outa the boob tube was worth the wait.Destroying cars on stage...eeeeh,those were the days,young fullas today got a long way to catch up.

[Motu]

Hey,this is in the bike section,someone should post something funny they saw today about bikes...

Well,it was on saturday,I've been thinking how to put it in a post,so this will do - coming down Mt Eden rd,turning into Boston road I saw a bike at the lights,but through traffic had the green so I could take the left turn against the bike.Going around the roundabout and coming back up to park at Mt Eden MC I see the bike on the road and people helping to pick it up,then he wheeled it down to the shop.Later I was with Mike as the guy was saying what he wanted to do with the bike,seems it had been failed on brake hoses.Anyway,he just fell over at the lights,plop on his side - don't laugh,you haven't seen me ride yet! It was a beautiful CBX,black and shiny,a real jem - he had got it cause he wanted a classic to park in his shed,y'know...um,well,try ...ok? He said,oh,I may as well just leave it here then....I got the impression he didn't want to ride it anymore,seeing as he was a bit reluctant to get on Mike offered to take it around to the workshop - but that humbled him into taking it himself....I walked off at that stage,I didn't want to get involved in another display of inept riding.

It was more sad than funny,but some would of laughed...

[NC]

Hey,this is in the bike section,someone should post something funny they saw today about bikes...

Well,it was on saturday,I've been thinking how to put it in a post,so this will do - coming down Mt Eden rd,turning into Boston road I saw a bike at the lights,but through traffic had the green so I could take the left turn against the bike.Going around the roundabout and coming back up to park at Mt Eden MC I see the bike on the road and people helping to pick it up,then he wheeled it down to the shop.Later I was with Mike as the guy was saying what he wanted to do with the bike,seems it had been failed on brake hoses.Anyway,he just fell over at the lights,plop on his side - don't laugh,you haven't seen me ride yet! It was a beautiful CBX,black and shiny,a real jem - he had got it cause he wanted a classic to park in his shed,y'know...um,well,try ...ok? He said,oh,I may as well just leave it here then....I got the impression he didn't want to ride it anymore,seeing as he was a bit reluctant to get on Mike offered to take it around to the workshop - but that humbled him into taking it himself....I walked off at that stage,I didn't want to get involved in another display of inept riding.

It was more sad than funny,but some would of laughed...

Hehe no doubt Mike and Chris would have had a lil chuckle too

[NC]

Wendy O'Williams from the Plasmatics used to have a neat trick she did with a sledgehammer on stage.

You only watched it for the cages getting smashed, eh?