e mare libertas
... you know whereof I speak.
That cold, wet part that only happens when one forgets to pack spare trous, and never quite dries until mid-afternoon. Spare trous being one of life's effective rain-warding amulets.
Today I vindictively left the spares hanging in the wardrobe. Behold and lo, I sit in comfort.
Give it up for Jim2, everyone. His Citadel of Generally Quite Nice remains unassailable.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
You funny little man!!
Sorry, that warranted and emoticon.
f*sakes.Putsomeclotheson!
Pants to that...
Righto. So:
1) You're in Welly for business / pleasure, and you got wet, and Jim2 loaned you pants.
OR
2) You're in AKLD hanging out with Mt John Banks, and Jim2 is in Welly with Helen. You got wet on the way to work, and couldn't bear your workmates pointing at your moist crotch, so you sent out a mental 'HELP' which Jim2 picked up on (being particularly attuned to biker cries in the ethereal). He then put the pants into his 'NiceNewPantsMatterTransportDevice', and wha-hey! You've got dry pants on, and you're loving it. We all are...
I'm betting on 2. Now, wheres the rest of my stash...?
I"M WAtchin YOU Buddy ...
3) [ x ] He hasan inncontinental problem and now wears adulte nappies ... huggies to be precise ...Originally Posted by manuboy
Righto. So:
1) You're in Welly for business / pleasure, and you got wet, and Jim2 loaned you pants.
OR
2) You're in AKLD hanging out with Mt John Banks, and Jim2 is in Welly with Helen. You got wet on the way to work, and couldn't bear your workmates pointing at your moist crotch, so you sent out a mental 'HELP' which Jim2 picked up on (being particularly attuned to biker cries in the ethereal). He then put the pants into his 'NiceNewPantsMatterTransportDevice', and wha-hey! You've got dry pants on, and you're loving it. We all are...
I'm betting on 2. Now, wheres the rest of my stash...?
THe hand's farster than the eye ... keepan eye onda feet .. .
Deus ex ukulele
LOOL!! Not bad, Senor Wari!
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Work? I want to go ride!
you do talk some twaddle here J! I reckon you're the one who drove dangerous over the edge!
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JR: did the trousers have Jim2's wee willy in them?
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Being frustrated is disagreeable.
But the real disasters in life begin when you get what you want.
Asparagus wee
:spudwhat: Maybe he should sniff the crotch and find out?.
JR: did the trousers have Jim2's wee willy in them?
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The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
gee wizzz
you lot are seriously perverted--you know that doncha
To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?
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