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so much easier for men!!...Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
LOL and by comparison...
Guys pop into the loo and stand shoulder to shoulder shooting pee all over the place...
On that most rare occasion when there's "no room in the inn" pop outside, find a quiet spot behid a tree/car/rubbish bin whizz to yer hearts content and you're back at the bar before the next round's paid for.
"World famous since ages ago"
The instructions are simple...
Women can too...just gotta watch for pheasants....
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
One, two free, floor!
Yup - point 'n paint!so much easier for men!!...
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Mad nagging bitch!
...or loving husbands who take off in the car, leaving you stranded with your knickers down around your ankles, exposed to all the traffic coming the other way
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Wherever I may roam
Hahahahahahaha, jeez you woman have got it tough!! It's moments like that that make me glad to be a guy. Point & squirt, just like riding a motorbike.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
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Last time I tried the ol squat in bushes trick...It didnt work so well... I lost my balance n fell backwards into the bush (was trying to position self so didnt piss on pants!)... ended up with a nice cut on my cheek from a branch... N I hadnt even started going yet!!!... mates thought it was hilarious... I didnt... I just had a sore bleeding bum n still needed to go toilet!!
"World famous since ages ago"
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...or loving husbands who take off in the car, leaving you stranded with your knickers down around your ankles, exposed to all the traffic coming the other way... that is mean!!
"World famous since ages ago"
Mad nagging bitch!
Yep! We were heading over the Gentle Annie to Taihape, hadn't seen a car in about 100 k's. Hubby pulled over to the side of the road for me to take a pee, bear in mind there is very little cover up there, no trees and bugger all in the way of a decent sized bush to hide behind. Knickers and jeans around my ankles, bum exposed to all and sundry...MSTRS and hXc decide to 'play a trick" on mummy and take off.
At that precise moment five , not one but five cars come over the brow of the hill!
Bugger!!! Talk about being caught with your pants down!
I turned my back, so no one could recognise me but MSTRS's car was adorned with "in your face" signwriting!!!
I haven't forgiven him yet....
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
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5 cars?!?!?!... Damn!!... They got ya good huh!!... Nasty buggers
"World famous since ages ago"
Fair weather rider
Was going to a party with a car load of mates on the riverhead coatsville highway, pulled up behind a car, noticed there was a chick squatting next to it, she was giving us quite a good view, my mates proceeded to turn on the high beam and honk the horn, who was I to stand in their way.... extreme embarrasment on her part insued...
Unisex toilets where there are multiple qubicles are a bit odd, theres one in a vietnamese restaurant in newmarket, its rather strange when you come out and theirs women at the sink doing makeup and stuff....
Save me Jebus!! Save me!!
Scooter boy
That was awesome GB Very Very funny but very true. The Pommes are the worst of the lot too. Unfortunately I'm semi Pomme& very ashamed of it when it comes to the So Called Ladies Rest Rooms in the Uk. Pubs & are the worst
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You'll have to think up an equivalent to get him back.... hmmmm so many darstidly plans
Voltaire - on his deathbed to a priest asking that he renounce Satan
- Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Forum whore
Shit Gayhameegirl never realised you had so much trouble in public toilets. just harden up. Go in, do your business and get out!
No need to fluff around with your purse around your neck.
Mad nagging bitch!
Didn't think it was possible to "do your business" in this condition???
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
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