Written Off!

[Joni]

You're a wanker Zed - God didn't save you crashing your bike,he won't help you here either.

[Vagabond]

Hell's bell's Zed I crashed some time before you and still don't know if my bikes written off yet, but then again I was in hospital for a while.
I know i only met you the day I binned it,your'e alright in my books, hope to meet you on two wheels agian soon.

P.S. thanks for the lift into the ambulance

[jrandom]

Maybe one day you'll be sitting in a cage on the motorway, a bike will come splitting past you...

One of my pet hates.

And you *know* it's gonna be me, on the annoying wee blue bike-that-bounces-with-little-damage, disappearing into the distance.

Muahahahahahahaha!

No... wait... you're used to that already, aren't you?

[Kickaha]

And you *know* it's gonna be me, on the annoying wee blue bike-that-bounces-with-little-damage, disappearing into the distance.

Muahahahahahahaha!

No... wait... you're used to that already, aren't you?

Is that when you're not bouncing over bootlids and pretending to be superman?

[Motu]

One thing we know for sure about Zed - he has a very thick skin...he'll bask in all the bad things I say about him,I almost feel like not saying anything to deprive him of the pleasure of getting upset....but what the hell,the guy's a complete idiot and I'm sure he'll come right back at me reciting from the bible and trying to save my sole.

He came onto this site belittling what other people rode - scooters and other small bikes are beneath his contempt...big bikes are what god designed for man to ride,those who ride scooters and 250s are going straight to hell.After upsetting everyone with his bible bashing he had the audacity to post a poll asking everyone if he should go or stay!!! This is someone who loves attention,he'll be back alright,but not on a scooter!

As a rider of a 750 I fully expected him to crash,riding a 750 requires skill a mere 600 rider will never acheive.

[SPORK]

Meh. I wish that everyone would put aside their petty differences. Sure, no-one is perfect, so if someone gets on your nerves, just let them wear themselves out.

Argh, now I forgot what I was meant to say

[bluninja]

One thing we know for sure about Zed - he has a very thick skin...he'll bask in all the bad things I say about him,I almost feel like not saying anything to deprive him of the pleasure of getting upset....but what the hell,the guy's a complete idiot and I'm sure he'll come right back at me reciting from the bible and trying to save my sole.

Motu, you trying to say your boots have worn through on the bottom? It would be good to see the scripture about how to save soles. Didn't realise god had made bikes so important he put sage words in there ready for when they were invented.

As a rider of a 750 I fully expected him to crash,riding a 750 requires skill a mere 600 rider will never acheive.

So I guess you must be pretty crap cos you're only on a 750....when I get really shit hot I'm gonna get a triumph rocket. 2.3 litres must show everyone that I am more than a mortal biker with the ability to hang on when all that torque is unlished.

[Motu]

Well,y'know...I spelt it 7 different ways,and they all looked wrong,so I went with the one I knew.Where's Poshtourer when you need him eh? off on a tour he is.

Yep,Zed's right...the bigger the bike,the better the rider - I'm kinda mediochre (sorry,you'll just have to wait for Maarten to come back to correct my spelling).

[Zed]

...As a rider of a 750 I fully expected him to crash,riding a 750 requires skill a mere 600 rider will never acheive.

Blah blah blah. I only need a "mere 600" to run rings around you old man.

[Bonez]

Blah blah blah. I only need a "mere 600" to run rings around you old man.

Excellent comeback. Just because one has a higher CC rating doesn't mean they're a better rider. Now back to the show...............................

[jrandom]

Excellent comeback. Just because one has a higher CC rating doesn't mean they're a better rider. Now back to the show...............................

Come on, guys, have you only been reading Motu's posts for the last week, or summat? *Nobody's* taken the XLV750 bait properly. Well, bluninja, but he doesn't count.

All the juicy fish must be down at Tokaanu, methinks.

[Bonez]

Come on, guys, have you only been reading Motu's posts for the last week, or summat? *Nobody's* taken the XLV750 bait properly. Well, bluninja, but he doesn't count.

All the juicy fish must be down at Tokaanu, methinks.

Note the on with the show bit. Just adding to the canter. This thread is reminds me of all those comedies that we had on telle in the '70s. I think Motu and Skyrider are taking Zed too seriously btw

[2_SL0]

Motu, as I am reasonably new here. I have a question, Do you go fishing ALOT.
I think you may need a bigger hook. I have gathered you are th local fisherman. As I know nothin about Zed I have no opinion on this matter, but I do have one question why would anyone take anything someone says on the net to heart. Crumbs if the truth be known I own you all on my trusty 250.


Motu, hows your bait, Im going to try some new stuff, I'll just dig it out.
While on the discussion of the inferior 250 I remember this:

Originally Posted by Motu
I don't wave to pissy little 250s.


hehehehe

[merv]

Blah blah blah. I only need a "mere 600" to run rings around you old man.

Just got to stay on it though eh! I hope you do get back biking soon Zed.

[Skyryder]

My, my I seem to have struck a nerve.

Not a chance.

Oh by the way. An English lesson Bonez. I make a new freind each day. i before e except after z. That might escape your intellect but there are many here that it will not.

Skyryder