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    Black 4x4 -- Lloyd's Electrical -- WTF?

    Yes, yes, I know, another whinging thread about mad cagers, but I found this one quite puzzling.

    On my way to work going up Manukau Rd (I think Pah Rd, actually, not quite sure where one starts and the other ends), and I pull up to the lights. Rush hour, so there's already about 5 cars deep in each lane. I zip up to the head of the lights like normal.

    I get a bit of a fright (jump in the seat) when once I get to the front, a bloke in a black 4x4 (Toyota Kruger, or Toyota something perhaps?) starts tooting the horn like crazy. He's a couple of cars back. Check the lights -- yep, they're green, what's going on? I just ignore him.

    Lights go green, I take off. I'm probably doing just under 60kph (yes, I know, naughty, it's a 50kph zone, but all the traffic does that so I don't feel too evil), when screaming up behind me comes Mr 4x4. How'd he get there? Remember he was at least two cars back at the lights. I'm sitting near the middle of the lane in order to avoid some creases and tar snakes, and Mr 4x4 sees fit to sit maybe a metre behind me, flashing his lights, tooting his horn again. I indicate left and let him past -- nup, not having a ball of that, he sits level with me, pushing me more and more left until I'm centimetres away from the gutter. He keeps doing this until after very nearly colliding with a vehicle about to turn right on the opposite side of the road, he pins it and zooms past. Would've been doing 80kph, I would say. As he goes past I can hear him swearing and he pops the finger out the window.

    Didn't catch the number plate (would've enjoyed phoning the police, it took a while for my heart to start again after nearly being pushed off the road), but on the back of the 4x4 was written `Lloyd's Electrical', or similar. So probably a company car, I suppose.

    Now I'm no stranger to mental cagers, especially ones in company cars, but this was peculiar. Often, cager madness is a case of criminal neglect, rather than maliciousness. When it is malicious, it's because you've done something to piss them off -- drag the boy racer off from the lights, making him look shit in front of his girlfriend, for example; or perhaps failing to notice the traffic light has been green for some time. This doesn't seem to fall into either category.

    Rush hour insanity? The man who ran away with his wife owned a CB250RS too?

    Your theories please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    Your theories please.
    Small cock syndrome?

    Phone the company and them bout it!

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    Any chance you nicked his car or anything?

    Or you could call and ask them;

    Lloyd Electrical Ltd - John & David Lloyd
    Ph: 09-4157075, Fax: 09-4155541, Mobile: 021-921-641
    P O Box 302 049; North Harbour Mail Centre; AUCKLAND

    http://yellow.co.nz/companies/Electr...72564_701.html
    Last edited by Karma; 11th October 2007 at 00:37. Reason: added link

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    follow him home, then pay a street bum a bottle of jim beam to let all his tyres down or shit under his door handle

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    Yea ring the electrical company and make a complaint, they should have a rough idea of who was driving where at that time. Try not to let the bastard get away with it, that sort of driving is just not on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karma View Post
    Any chance you nicked his car or anything?

    Or you could call and ask them;

    Lloyd Electrical Ltd - John & David Lloyd
    Ph: 09-4157075, Fax: 09-4155541, Mobile: 021-921-641
    P O Box 302 049; North Harbour Mail Centre; AUCKLAND

    http://yellow.co.nz/companies/Electr...72564_701.html
    Nah, I was miles off. Plus when I went past I was still moving with some momentum, if I'd hit him I probably would've been in trouble myself.

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    Jealousy maybe

    Could simply be jealousy. He was unhappy that you were able to enjoy the benefits of motorcycling, one of which is lane filtering up to traffic lights.

    A bit like bus lanes. A few times when I have been stuck in a cage in shit traffic heading home and at exactly 6pm I start using the bus lanes, as allowed by law. And as you drive past heaps of cagers quite happily (or ignorantly) sitting in the lane next to you, some prick further up the road sees you coming and decides to straddle both lanes.

    Whether it is out of ignorance - they don't realise that anyone can use these lanes outside of the designated bus hours, or out of ignorance they don't realise that it is 6pm and they can use the lane, or they just don't want to use it and don't want you to either.

    Sour grapes? Ignorance? Being a f%^khead for the sake of being a f$%khead? Who can tell on any given day.

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    Well, just glad nothing bad happened to you apart from a fright! Sometimes its just better to just ride away from the situation rather than pursuing it as you did and then wonder about it later! Never know, he may be a pretty reasonable person most days and something just made him snap his wick (and then again, he may just be a prick!)

    Well you got some details, a friendly phone call to remind them that it doesn't do their rep any good by acting in such a crazy way in a company vehicle?

    Never mind, enjoy the fact thats why you are a biker in the first place - to filter when appropriate! and enjoying the twisties ... and posting up stuff in KB ... and ... and ... I wish I was riding my bike now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade View Post
    follow him home, then pay a street bum a bottle of jim beam to let all his tyres down or shit under his door handle
    Do NOT shit under his door handle!
    1. Have you ever tried this? It is f**king difficult to balance off the side of a car roof, so that the shit lands in the required spot. (Took me at least 3 "Myth-Busting" attempts). Its just not practical.

    2. Better still, rub shit into his air vents, just under the windscreen.
    Do this well, so that nothing is visible from the outside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Griff View Post
    Do NOT shit under his door handle!
    1. Have you ever tried this? It is f**king difficult to balance off the side of a car roof, so that the shit lands in the required spot. (Took me at least 3 "Myth-Busting" attempts). Its just not practical.

    2. Better still, rub shit into his air vents, just under the windscreen.
    Do this well, so that nothing is visible from the outside.
    Trouble is with this is you'll just be f*cking up his company vehicle and he probably won't give a sh*t (no pun intended ).

    We're talking about someone deliberately trying to harm someone else here. I'd have followed this guy and had a word once he'd stopped and got out of his car. Someone tries to hurt me I wanna know why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Griff View Post
    Do NOT shit under his door handle!
    Better still, rub shit into his air vents, just under the windscreen.
    Or better yet, pour a small carton of milk in there. Nothing smells like rotten milk. Not even rotten shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    Rush hour insanity?
    I had one yesterday. (And we don't really have a rush hour - more like a rush minute.) It was raining and I wanted to join the taffic from a side street. A gap presented itself, not too small as the road was wet, and accelerating hard while leaned over can be problematical.

    The guy in the next car took umbrage though, he chased me several hundred yards up the road before he got close enough to flash his lights and throw a temper tantrum with his horn.

    Where I work we have contact with people who have diagnosable personality or mental disorders. There are a lot of others that we don't see. There really are a lot of them out there (one in five?) and in all probability one of them will be sitting next to you at the lights one day soon...
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    Follow 4X4 to next set of lights, And depending what type of person you are:
    a) smash off wing mirror as you filter past again
    b) wave and smile politley as you filter past again
    (it is also probably a good idea to make sure he is not about to open his door on you)

    A EO said, i don't like people trying to deliberately hurt me.

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    Its quite a flash 4x4 so your probably dealing with the boss. I can't imagine one the the boys having a vehicle like this they'de have vans. So complaining to the company won't do any good.

    Either
    Call to cops so they can investigate/hassle him (your probably not wanting that type of grief though)
    or
    Send an email to everyone in his company (including him) pointing them to this thread. (create a hotmail address if necessary)
    Firstly it will prove we all know what a dickhead he is and not to call Lloyd's when we have a job for an electrician.
    Secondly it will display how much damage he has done to his public company image.
    Thirdly all his work mates will know what a dickhead he is and what a great example he is setting his staff. They will all snigger behind his back and agree with us.

    Just an idea!
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