I wish I'd done a runner

[DUCATI*HARD]

Theres a good idea , run & lead them back to where you live

IF you ever intend on doing a runner in this kind of situation NEVER run straight home. They will then know with no shadow of doubt who you are & where you live, there is nothing to stop them comming round later on & giving you the speeding ticket you thought you had avoided by running in the first place.
It used to be that if you beat the cop back to your place then you were 'safe'. Those days are long gone, a cop can & will follow you on to your property to issue you with a ticket or arrest you , HOT PURSUIT allows them to do this & there is bugger all you can do about it except bend over & smile

i wouldnt bend over myself,and the only smiling ill be doing is when i leave him dazed and confused,scratching his head,wondering what the fark happened to that biker

[jafar]

i wouldnt bend over myself,and the only smiling ill be doing is when i leave him dazed and confused,scratching his head,wondering what the fark happened to that biker

Just make sure you have well & truly lost him before you go home

[DUCATI*HARD]

Just make sure you have well & truly lost him before you go home

that is rule of thumb,,,i was born n breed in waiuku

[Mumbles]

Auntie Helen thanks you for your donation

[jafar]

that is rule of thumb,,,i was born n breed in waiuku

Cool , so you will be comming to the BBQ then ?

[HungusMaximist]

You're right Vifferman, take a chance next time and do a runner!

I know it's gonna be hard but try to be as calm as possible so you don't shit your pants and do something stupid... like crash....

Make it one of your 'must do's' before you die or at least before you hit fifty.

After you have succeeded, go home and bake in the adrenaline rush. You probably be getting a few shakes here and there, that's normal and plus you probably also be feeling way more 'alive'!

Note - just don't make a habit outta this......

[jafar]

Make it one of your 'must do's' before you die or at least you hit fifty..

I can hit fifty in first

[DUCATI*HARD]

Cool , so you will be comming to the BBQ then ?

im actually off for a blast out to corro,hope yous have a good one tho!

[jafar]

im actually off for a blast out to corro,hope yous have a good one tho!

Have fun on the coro loop

[vifferman]

You obviously need a ZX-10R.

They have digital speedos.

So does the Vtec VFR800 (with very large numerals).
One of the reasons the vifferbabe liked it (she could see what speed I was doing by looking over my shoulder).

Shit, so when I've accidentally not noticed a cop and take a side road just to be safe, I'm doing a runner? I thought a runner is when the lights are flashing behind you and then you hoon off?

Hmmm...
I guess that's true.
If I hadn't known I was speeding (and I wasn't totally sure until they pulled me over), then it wouldn't have been an extra naughtiness.
As long as they didn't ping me while I was accelerating away.

Funny thing is though, for all my years of riding, I allways knew the revs per gear that I needed to do the 50km/hr around populated areas.

I sorta knew I was speeding.
That's why I looked in the mirror to see what was going on behind me.
I know when I'm not speeding, coz it feels like ....
Teen spirit?

Feels like making love...?

Feels like a natural woman?

Feels like heaven to me?


Feels like

Yeah, that's the one.

But everything else feels like

[Monkeyboy]

Just pay the flipin ticket!

I got one for doing 63 in a 50 in my car. From memory my kids were playing up in the back seat at the time, no doubt I wasn't paying attention. I got the ticket in the post and I paid it.

One more ticket sonny jim and you'll be off 'road!!!!

You do a runner and you'll either die, get eaten by a police dog or get rodgered by Mr Big in the joint

[peasea]

Fuck it!
Only two blocks from home, and I spot a mufti cop going the other way, and he looks too interested in me. So, I slow down, and meander along, hoping I wasn't speeding and/or he didn't clock me if I was. Eventually, I see the flashy light thingoes in my mirrors and pull over, a mere 50m from my house. $170 and 35 demerits later and I'm REALLY pissed off - at him, at me, and at not going for it. By the time the car had performed a safe u-turn and caught up (coz it wasn't motoring), I could've ben safe in my gargre. Or down the neighbour's driveway.
Although I'm normally an advocate of "do the crime, pay the fine", in this case I wish I'd been more naughty. That's 70 points in the last coupla munce, and $340. I can't afford either.

The benefit of hindsight is a wonderful thing; you should have done the runner. Now plead not guilty and make the tosser work for it.

[Swoop]

So I assume that you live in a superb,...

Any suburb, with a VFR in it, is superb!

(should have used the excuse "I was waiting for the conditions to change, so that I could reduce my speed"...)

[vifferman]

Any suburb, with a VFR in it, is superb!

Well, there's a 2007 VFR800 just up the road (dunno where Eggs Zachary), a '98 VFR800 around the corner (another part-time KBer), and I was following a 96 VFR750 just a matter of seconds before The Ticket Incident.

[Swoop]

Well, there's a 2007 VFR800 just up the road (dunno where Eggs Zachary), a '98 VFR800 around the corner (another part-time KBer), and I was following a 96 VFR750 just a matter of seconds before The Ticket Incident.

PARADISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!