Definition - Squid?

[No FX]

to get your official squid rating

take the test here

man thats a long test --i got a 1/4 of the way and gave up!

[scumdog]

I THINK it came from a derogatory name for enthusiastic but stupid young riders on bikes, made from joining parts of two words, from memory it was something like SQUirrely IDiot or similar.

Anybody able to add to this??

[98tls]

Originally it came from a bike journo who remarked about "squirrelly young kids on bikes"yea i know theres no such word,he meant guys riding in an irratic kind if way etc.........it moved on to be the term for sprotbike riders wearing no gear blah blah blah.

[98tls]

Maybe this...http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Squid

[lemure]

Argh.. i just spent god knows how long answering 1000 questions on that, and then the page after submit didn't load for me!

Thinks it only works for squids.

Didn't realise the term's origin either - interesting definitions, all seem point to the same thing. I gave up slowing down for corners long ago - my aged cruiser don't go that fast, so there's no point.

[lemure]

This is a squid http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fusea...ideoid=8163285

ummm ... could he be just a "squirt" - a baby squid, or as they say in the military, a "squid under training"? But I'd not like to be under that bike.

[lemure]

**steps out of the thread slowly backwards**

No need to do that - unless it was an unavoidable and deliberate mistake.

[canarlee]

Have you ever taken a friend's key out of their ignition at a stop light and
then ridden off?

not done it to a friend, but i did do it to an asshole who opened their car door while i was filtering to the front of a queue of traffic. wanker.


i just waited till he closed the door, pulled up alongside him and reached in through the open window took his key out of the ignition and zoomed off. the look on his face was priceless.


i did however stop at a gas station down the road and explained the situation, giving the keys to them. all the staff were in hysterics.

[skidMark]

not done it to a friend, but i did do it to an asshole who opened their car door while i was filtering to the front of a queue of traffic. wanker.


i just waited till he closed the door, pulled up alongside him and reached in through the open window took his key out of the ignition and zoomed off. the look on his face was priceless.


i did however stop at a gas station down the road and explained the situation, giving the keys to them. all the staff were in hysterics.

lmfao ive heard of that...too afraid to do it though because if you dont get them out fast enough it gets interesting real quick....

got any tips on doing this LOL

[canarlee]

got any tips on doing this LOL

nope.



10 char

[PirateJafa]

got any tips on doing this LOL

nope.

Translation: Yes, but you're in enough trouble already don't you think skidMark? :P

[canarlee]

Translation: Yes, but you're in enough trouble already don't you think skidMark? :P

what language do you speak?



how does "nope" translate to "yes"?


fark thats a new one to me.

[Luckylegs]

Super Quick Until I Die.

Super quick until I disqualified

[skidMark]

Super quick until I disqualified

u made me cry wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[skidMark]

Yes but we know you have talent and keep it in the carpark mate.

Yeah um err always

was way out back of east tamaki one day, hoisted up a stoppie way out back on industrial coming up to a t section, this was a high mofo of a stoppie for about 8-10 metres. put it down and check if its clear to go..hp pulling in...ahhhh feck..

WHAT WAS THAT,

oh just been at the shop n got new discs n pads down the road mate ddnt expect them to grip that hard, hoisted em on like my old ones.

BULLSHIT I RIDE A ZX7R BBLAH BLAH OR SOME BS IM A PIG BLAH BLAH THAT HAD TO BE ON PURPOSE IT WAS WELL CONTROLLED.

well i know how to do them thats why i have control.

WHERE DO YOU DO THEM USUALLY THEN IF NOT ON THE ROAD

stunt days.

WHY DDNT U PUT IT DOWN.

it came up fast i had control and i didnt want to slam it down and stuff my shock so i let it roll until i could ease it down then put it down.

I DONT BELIEVE YOU BUT IT WASNT AROUND ANYBODY SO FUCK OFF, I NEVER PULLED YOU OVER, IF I SEE YOU DO IT AGAIN I WILL DO YOU BIGTIME.

sir yus sir. lulz