Caption Competition

**magnum** · 17th October 2004, 21:43

i like it doggy style!!!!!

**ben444** · 17th October 2004, 23:27

"That reminds me, how's the US elections going?..."

**Paul in NZ** · 18th October 2004, 09:38

It is my day off your majesty.....

**Paul in NZ** · 18th October 2004, 09:39

Well you did tell me to find an outdoor pursuit

**Devil** · 18th October 2004, 10:53

corgi:"Pfft, that alsatian was bigger".

**manuboy** · 18th October 2004, 11:29

Being caught in the act, in a moment of blind desperation, Mr X attempts to hide the kids pet guinea pig behind a corgi...

**bungbung** · 18th October 2004, 14:14

Look,

I'll have you all know that this was entirely innocent. The Corgi in the garden bar of the Avoca hotel was staring up into the branches of this tree, so being a kind bloke I thought I'd help it along.

You can see yourself that it's only a little fella with stumpy little legs, so I lifted it up onto the nearest branch. Of course I didn't realise that it was elderly and slightly decrepit and had no idea about climbing trees.

It is possible that corgis and trees do not mix, or perhaps I didn't pick a good specimen because when I tried to release the dog it started slithering backwards down the trunk. It really had no idea, so I relented and replaced it on the ground as nature intended.

**badlieutenant** · 18th October 2004, 18:01

knee pads will help the chaffing

NC · 18th October 2004, 18:15

Dog: Ah, ok....Just close your eyes and think of England..

**Holy Roller** · 18th October 2004, 18:36

I'm a cat... a cat I tell you... always been a cat.

**White trash** · 18th October 2004, 18:43

Originally Posted by Kwaka-Kid

i do apologise for my behviour towards you and mr handbrake (TheOne?) the other night...

Listen here, tough guy. Mr One was nowhere to be seen.

Mr Trash however, is just waiting for an excuse to come on up and have a little chat wid you.

Anybody else wanna make a comment about my beautifull wifes hair?

**Kwaka-Kid** · 18th October 2004, 18:50

what hair?

haha, no my bad! i didnt mean it dude, just take it like a man and let me run like a wuss!

Anyway it was good to meet you Mr. Handbrake, sorry to hear about the whole cop thing, did you still have the duct tape on then? shit that was funny to see.