Caption Competition

**SPORK** · 20th October 2004, 21:08

Just wondering Jazbug, is your eye still papercutted (i think it was) or has it healed up nicely?

**jazbug5** · 20th October 2004, 21:21

It's fine; only aches when it rains...
fanx for askin'!
Very wary of all stationery now, though. Must be the trees' revenge; kind of a guerilla War Of The Papercuts...
watch out everyone, they'll stop at nothing, these crazy trees...
*retires to gibber under sheets, tightening straps on home made foil cap*

**SPORK** · 20th October 2004, 21:27

Tell me about it!
I woke up to find my bonsai tree rummaging through the knife draw! Lucky I had my zippo on me, I sent him to an early death.

Don't feel bad about him though, I was only fattening him up in the first place

**Posh Tourer :P** · 21st October 2004, 08:21

Originally Posted by madcat_

Tell me about it!
I woke up to find my bonsai tree rummaging through the knife draw! Lucky I had my zippo on me, I sent him to an early death.

Don't feel bad about him though, I was only fattening him up in the first place

I wonder how common this is?

I'm having second thoughts about continuing to use my bonsai potato kit (containing everything you need except the potato)....

**badlieutenant** · 21st October 2004, 09:17

Originally Posted by madcat_

Tell me about it!
I woke up to find my bonsai tree rummaging through the knife draw! Lucky I had my zippo on me, I sent him to an early death.

Don't feel bad about him though, I was only fattening him up in the first place

could you hear its screams ? or was it an angry struggle with you now boasting singed eyebrows ?

**toads** · 21st October 2004, 15:21

Originally Posted by badlieutenant

could you hear its screams ? or was it an angry struggle with you now boasting singed eyebrows ?

BL, have you any idea how detestable sponge bob is, not a good look matey!! lol

**SPORK** · 21st October 2004, 15:26

Meh, it was a chicken, i laid the smack down on it, no troubles.

Just get it behind it's top branches, and force it to the floor... Then it is zippo mea...wood

**SPORK** · 21st October 2004, 15:27

Originally Posted by toads

BL, have you any idea how detestable sponge bob is, not a good look matey!! lol

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!

Spongebob is a Great show! It teaches young children important morals that other shows neglect...

I hope you have learned you lesson, missy :P

**badlieutenant** · 21st October 2004, 15:33

spongebob is awesome. Im sure the writters are on some good stuff. its a religion now like the jedi's, poor misguided folk they are too.

**Coyote** · 21st October 2004, 15:40

Originally Posted by badlieutenant

spongebob is awesome. Im sure the writters are on some good stuff. its a religion now like the jedi's, poor misguided folk they are too.

One of the great things about him is how silly his voice is. Just like Homers voice when he gets hurt.

Karate Choppers was the best episode evar, 'I'm lean, mean and can do this.....sssssss"

**badlieutenant** · 21st October 2004, 16:26

Originally Posted by alarumba

One of the great things about him is how silly his voice is. Just like Homers voice when he gets hurt.

Karate Choppers was the best episode evar, 'I'm lean, mean and can do this.....sssssss"

I thought "opposite day" was awesome. Or the one where hes getting his drivers licence.

heres a explanation I stole off someones web site

The show's appeal to older viewers has a lot to do with the way underwater life and situations are represented as almost equivalent to normal terrestrial lifestyles. Instead of cars, the residents of Bikini Bottom drive boats—with wheels of course. And once, while on a camping trip, Patrick questions how they could have a camp fire on the lagoon bottom—the fire is immediately extinguished with a sizzle. A flurry of bubbles accompany many actions, just to remind the viewer everything IS underwater. SpongeBob's house pet is an intelligent snail named Gary that only meows. Jellyfish are the equivalent of bees (buzzing and stinging), but collected or appreciated like butterflies.

gives you some idea what a crazy program it is.

**Coyote** · 21st October 2004, 17:11

see the party episode, when spongebob gets the invite, the ink was smudged cause of the water, and spongebob says 'obviously the person who sent this invitation doesnt know the physical limitations of living underwater, oh well, I'll just throw it into the fire!'