Caption Competition

**jazbug5** · 22nd October 2004, 21:50

See, it's like this... while I was away riding up the Rimutakas with Velox, CSL, F5 Dave, Noxx and V-Twin (nice one everyone, and thanks, Bruce for coming back up the hill to check if we were dead..!) the judges were kidnapped by a gang of desperados.. got home to a terrible mess, an ear attached to a brick was thrown through the window... terrible business, terrible.
Even as we speak a crack team of.. er experts, that's right, experts are tracking them down... horrifyingly, the trail appears to lead through the bars and fleshpots of Wellington. Oh, poor things.
Stoney? You wouldn't know anything about this, would you? Jealousy is a terrible thing, my friend...
The experts seem to feel that we should be able to find most of them (barring possibly the odd extremity) by tomorrow evening.
Let's hope so. Let's just hope so...

**StoneChucker** · 22nd October 2004, 22:01

It's sooo far beyond jealousy now, it's not even funny. DO you have ANY idea what it was like sitting at home, with the GREAT weather, hearing about how much of a great time you guys had up the hill! (heard the tales from Bruce)............................................ ................. sigh
Still, I'm glad you guys had a good ride. Tomorrow should be good for you too, will turn to crap late afternoon I hear.

**Velox** · 23rd October 2004, 00:52

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

It's sooo far beyond jealousy now, it's not even funny. DO you have ANY idea what it was like sitting at home, with the GREAT weather, hearing about how much of a great time you guys had up the hill! (heard the tales from Bruce)............................................ ................. sigh
Still, I'm glad you guys had a good ride. Tomorrow should be good for you too, will turn to crap late afternoon I hear.

Yeah - the roads were really dry, there wasn't any gravel on the road near the roadworks, and they've resealed a couple of corners on the other side!!! :spudbooge But I won't rub it in, that would be mean.

**Hooks** · 23rd October 2004, 01:11

What are you doing up so late young lady ??? ... I have a certain Aucklander here who's keeping usall awake !! .... BadL is a bad influence !!!

By the way are you coming on sunday ??

**Velox** · 23rd October 2004, 01:27

Originally Posted by Hooks

What are you doing up so late young lady ??? ... I have a certain Aucklander here who's keeping usall awake !! .... BadL is a bad influence !!!

By the way are you coming on sunday ??

Well I just finished tightening the chain and scraping crap off the area around the front sproket a little while ago, and then I thought I better check my emails, and then I thought I'd have a 'quick' look at the site. Ok - I'm going to bed. Got to get up early to ride tomorrow anyway.
Nah - I'm not coming up on Sun. I didn't think it would be much fun if I didn't actually have anything to do with it. Maybe it still is - haven't been to a track day before.
Dodgey Aucklanders. Just put him out in the backyard for a while to let him simmer down eh.
(Can't get this chain grease out of my nails!!! Grrrrr.)

**StoneChucker** · 23rd October 2004, 12:13

Velox, I hear you had an expecially enjoyable run up the takas on fri night, I heard it was SVeet

**Velox** · 23rd October 2004, 23:57

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

Velox, I hear you had an expecially enjoyable run up the takas on fri night, I heard it was SVeet

Yep - Bruce is a brave lad to entrust me with his baby!

Especially when my parting comment to him as I was about to head up the hill was "So is this a 650 or a 1000?" Oh dear. I'd known the whole time what it was but I must've just been a bit excited. Poor guy. Not exactly the most confidence inspiring comment!

**Racey Rider** · 24th October 2004, 07:45

Come on Jazz! Enough with the stalling!

Just throw a dart and Pick one already!!

PS: If it helps, Tell your husband I'm sorry about the "Dipstick" comment.

(but you must admit.......)

**jazbug5** · 24th October 2004, 08:36

It's not my fault! Reaaaaally!
I am assured that the judges will have decided by tonight.
What husband..? That's Mr. Bung Bung, and Mrs. Bung Bung is Mrs. Bung Bung... not me. Ok?