Caption Competition

[Racey Rider]

Jazz!
Don't you make me send Sk8r_Boi_ down there!!

[Racey Rider]

Ok! Times up! KB'ers can no longer be kept in limbo by mear Flatmates!
I have taken it apon myself to bring order back to our lives.
No more shall we have to click on this thread to no avail.
The winner is plan to see!


RR: "I could lick myself and get more pleasure than this!!"
Now That is FUNNY! FUNNY with a capital Fa!

CSL: "How do ya like it baby?" Corgi replies: "Ruff!"
Classic. Simple, but very funny!

Badl: corgi : think of a happy place,think of a happy place, think of a happy place......................
Quite funny. Certainly deserving of a chocolate fish.

So thats it sports fans.
Thanks for playing.
I'm sure the Prize will be shortly on it's way to the deserving winner!

[Hooks]

Ok! Times up! KB'ers can no longer be kept in limbo by mear Flatmates!
I have taken it apon myself to bring order back to our lives.
No more shall we have to click on this thread to no avail.
The winner is plan to see!


RR: "I could lick myself and get more pleasure than this!!"
Now That is FUNNY! FUNNY with a capital Fa!

CSL: "How do ya like it baby?" Corgi replies: "Ruff!"
Classic. Simple, but very funny!

Badl: corgi : think of a happy place,think of a happy place, think of a happy place......................
Quite funny. Certainly deserving of a chocolate fish.

So thats it sports fans.
Thanks for playing.
I'm sure the Prize will be shortly on it's way to the deserving winner!

Glad to see the decision was totally impartial and unbiased !! ...

By the way Jaz has the distraction finally got under way and does the equipment that was running hot still work OK ...???

[jazbug5]

Oy!

The decision really really is on its way.... 2 of the judges had trouble accessing the picture (not being members... and what with the kidnapping/enforced tour of Wellington Fleshpots) so I have had to email it to ther work addies. There is now a shortlist that they are whittling down for a final decision. Sorry all.
All parts functioning very well, thank you Mr. Hooks. Ahem.

[Hooks]

Oy!

The decision really really is on its way.... 2 of the judges had trouble accessing the picture (not being members... and what with the kidnapping/enforced tour of Wellington Fleshpots) so I have had to email it to ther work addies. There is now a shortlist that they are whittling down for a final decision. Sorry all.
All parts functioning very well, thank you Mr. Hooks. Ahem.

Oh behave !!! there's a good girl !! .... I was just thinking that if he still needs a fan for that Honda thing he sits on ... I have found one here .... then he would have a spare if it happened again !! .. That's all I meant .....

[jazbug5]

... and the winner is....

Paul in NZ with 'Well you did tell me to find an outdoor pursuit'

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Very difficult decision, folks- some real corkers!
Paul: do you have a preferred musical genre?
And I'll need your postal address..
Two runners up (once agreement is reached) will get a print of the pic with their caption... at some point.
Will announce that this PM... must go, about to be fired..

[jazbug5]

Oh, thought you might like to hear their comments...

Go #2.

it has class.... not like "why are all my girlfriends dogs" or something degrading... its tactful humour and i like it.

Judge M

I also vote for number 2.

What I like about it , is that it leaves the actual "pursuit" up to our imagination.

Is he a corgi-worrier, a corgi-shagger or just someone who puts dogs up trees?



A good combined caption could have been:

Dateline Monday: Heimlich Manoeuvre saves rare Tree-Corgi.

Dateline Tuesday: SHOCK: Corgi lays complaint against would be rescuer.

Judge D.


OK - after much deliberation - I am having so much trouble

deciding....


I am voting for...


Drum roll please.........


Well you did tell me to find an outdoor pursuit - Paul in nz


Judge J

See? They really had to think about it...
(Oh, Paul, they want to know when the chocolate fish will arrive..?)

[Racey Rider]

We've been Robbed!!


'Well you did tell me to find an outdoor pursuit'

Thats Humour is it??!

Just goes to show that Wellington Judges don't have one Humour cell in their brain.

And who is this Paul in NZ guy? (checks profile)

Raumati South! I may be wrong, but isn't that, IN WELLINGTON?!

Ah, Now we see the full picture. Wellingtonains picking Wellingtonains.
We were doomed from the start.

it has class.... not like "why are all my girlfriends dogs" or something degrading... its tactful humour and i like it.

Yes well you see, Nobody said this was a criteria at the start!

If only there had been.....

Ok.
I lost.




Well done that Man.

[jazbug5]

And to Racey Rider, a special prize for General Cheek and Bad Loserishness. PM Me your addy, I'll think of something..

[Paul in NZ]

We've been Robbed!!


'Well you did tell me to find an outdoor pursuit'

Thats Humour is it??!

Just goes to show that Wellington Judges don't have one Humour cell in their brain.

And who is this Paul in NZ guy? (checks profile)

Ramati South! I may be wrong, but isn't that, IN WELLINGTON?!

Ah, Now we see the full picture. Wellingtonains picking Wellingtonains.
We were doomed from the start.



Yes well you see, Nobody said this was a criteria at the start!

If only there had been.....

Ok.
I lost.




Well done that Man.

YIPPEE!! I Won!!

Wohooo!!!!

I suppose the fact I'm holding jazbug5's handlebars hostage has nothing to do with it either!!

I look forward to playing this LOUD at the wgn KB xmas booze up!

Paul N

[Quasievil]

I want a recount:spudwhat:

[jazbug5]

but Quasi...

you get a prize anyhow. And I'm pretty sure that yours was a runner up!
PM me your musical tastes & address and a CD shall be arranged...

Jaz

[Quasievil]

but Quasi...

you get a prize anyhow. And I'm pretty sure that yours was a runner up!
PM me your musical tastes & address and a CD shall be arranged...

Jaz

Oh youre such a wonderful biker hehehehe, some 70's disco would be cool but its okay really you dont have to, did I tell you my address, but please its not important your to busy, so when will I get it:confused2

[Racey Rider]

And to Racey Rider, a special prize for General Cheek and Bad Loserishness.

Bad Loserishness? ME?!

Now Thats Funny!

PM Me your addy, I'll think of something..

Firstly I need some time to consider all tho's who PM'ed me messages of support for being ripped off from winning this fine competition.
Thankyou,, You know who your are.
Your inspairation and support has meant alot in these last few hours!
And while I understand the ground swell of feeling, that Purhapes "Paul in NZ" should without delay, undergo a drug test. I'm secure in the fact that, well,, who are we going to trust in Wellington to be objective in their persuit of Proformace Enhances! Not that I For one moment have any doult that the good "Paul in NZ" would resort to such tatics, But as he was pretty fast out of the blocks with that Witty Witty (or so I'm trying to believe) caption. One wonders if a quick google search for 'Well you did tell me to find an outdoor pursuit' wouldn't uncover some PLAGIARSTIC tendencies of said "winner"

[Paul in NZ]

And while I understand the ground swell of feeling, that Purhapes "Paul in NZ" should without delay, undergo a drug test.

Yup! Took the test... Bent as a bobby pin, smashed as a plate after a greek wedding, high as a kite - situation normal...

I mean of COURSE I'm on drugs - I'm a type one diabetic!

Plus just wait till you all see what I'm buying.... hee heee

Paul N

(then you will know I'm really on mind altering drugs)