"The Biker" (Grand merged thread)

**Harry33** · 25th May 2007, 10:22

hehe he's another one....

I saw you pull up the driveway as I was banging your girlfriend. hehehehe

yeah not really that funny but I'm bored, no bike, no job, no beer...atleast it's nice and summer like.

**avgas** · 25th May 2007, 10:51

Been seen guys and girls, even if its riding dangeously on one wheel, pulling the fingers. atleast ya seen

**The Pastor** · 25th May 2007, 13:43

make motorbikes compulsary. That way some of the dickless cage drivers will be subjected to natural slection.

However, If I can ride (and some say its open to debate) I feel alot of people will slip through this slection.

**mitchilin** · 25th May 2007, 21:11

I knew there was a reason I stopped reading Sleazy Rider.

**El Dopa** · 26th May 2007, 08:40

Originally Posted by buellbabe

Warning: tissues may be needed.

Why? There's nothing in there that made me feel like having a wank.

Sorry. Over-maudlin yank shit brings out my inner mongrel.

**Grahameeboy** · 26th May 2007, 08:59

Originally Posted by El Dopa

Why? There's nothing in there that made me feel like having a wank.

Sorry. Over-maudlin yank shit brings out my inner mongrel.

I'll tell the Flagstaff about you.....I will

**Grahameeboy** · 26th May 2007, 09:03

Originally Posted by Pwalo

That sounds so American, and so self pitying. We're not any more special because we ride motor bikes.

Come on guys, stop feeling maudlin, and watch out for yourselves. Now where's that coffee...

A bit harsh to say when it was a lovely read, however, I do agree that as Bikers we do have a habit of feeling sorry for ourselves and blaming others.......the cops, the cagers, the Govt......

We are the makers of our destiny.............

Funny cause we rave about how free riding a bike makes us feel, better than sex etc.....but we are still complain......

**Meanie** · 12th August 2007, 19:33

I thought this should be shared with all of you I know some may have read it before but for those who havnt..........

About Bikers for Non Bikers

For all who know Motorcycle Riders

I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.

But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.

But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you didn't see me cry as my children were born and have their name written over and in my heart.

I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But you didn't see me going home to be with my family.

I saw you complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But you didn't see me when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you didn't see me pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.

But you didn't see me squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you race down the road in the rain. But you didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.

But you didn't see me trying to turn right.

I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.

But you didn't see me leave the road.

I saw you waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But you didn't see me.

I wasn't there.

I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't see me. Because I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a bikie. A person with friends and a family. But, you didn't see me.

Repost this around in hopes that people will understand the biker community.

Have a great week my friends

Tears are unspoken words that the heart can't bare to say.

**kevfromcoro** · 12th August 2007, 20:32

Very well written.tis true feelings there.as bikers we still do a lot for each another and the community.so what if we have long hair and tats...we still care about each other.
Good thread.....will remember this one.
REGARDS KEV

**MyGSXF:Me** · 12th August 2007, 20:35

Repost.. but still very good second time round!!!!!!!!!!!

Car drivers should have to memorise it & recite it word perfect.. before they are able to pass their car licences!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**dino3310** · 12th August 2007, 20:54

sad but true-awesome words

**Headbanger** · 12th August 2007, 21:15

Cant say I have ever played Santa, raised money for hurricane relief, nor taken time off work for a toy run for the homeless, Would give a homeless joe a kick up the backside before I gave over my freakin gloves,

Though I do try and hit 100mph at least once a day.

Does that count?