"The Biker" (Grand merged thread)

[Maha]

Good on ya gismo... Like many, I hadn't seen it before either. Makes one think. Shame car drivers don't get this forced down their throats though...

Shit... I don't even know how to use the search function!!!

Theres a search function?
With over 73,000 threads one would hard pressed not to post something that has already been done. Bet if I post a thread about the letter 'A' I would be safe...

[Patrick]

...That's bloody great. I don't know either and I don't ferk'n care to much....

Sums it up. Gotta share the bling around and all......

[Pwalo]

Yeah that's cool it probably does in one form of another.
But the question remains. Why is it necessary to beat up on new members!?
We all come on the site and like to take part (all be it with reposts), Have our say, and just be part of the atmosphere and what do we get from the older members, the REPOST putdown.
Lighten up you guys Live and let live.
Go through the members list some time and have a look at how many people have signed up to KB and maybe put up the odd post or two but thats as far as they went. Perhaps the got the REPOST putdown and decided "fuck you lot stick it up your ......!" and never came back.
Think about it and

Whatever, it's still sentimental twaddle.

[gismo]

Well guys... thanks for all ya opinions.. or facts... and cheers for the rep.. And for the person that gave me red rep... good on ya for being a man and putting ya name.. ... yes you detect scarcasim!!

Anyway can one of the mods please remove my thread.. im over the slandering thanks. This post was put up in good faith. And as memtioned in the thread.... no one is forcing you to read a repost. Geez guys take a chill pill!!

[JimO]

Well guys... thanks for all ya opinions.. or facts... and cheers for the rep.. And for the person that gave me red rep... good on ya for being a man and putting ya name.. ... yes you detect scarcasim!!

Anyway can one of the mods please remove my thread.. im over the slandering thanks. This post was put up in good faith. And as memtioned in the thread.... no one is forcing you to read a repost. Geez guys take a chill pill!!

have one yourself

[hospitalfood]

i think it is totally gay........
seen it heaps of times before, it just get worse......
i had a mate who emailed it to me one day, never spoke to that faggot again.

im not some nice guy, im a total wanker at the best of times. and that has sweet fa to do with riding anyway.

wish i had shot the original author before he wrote it.

cheers

[Naki Rat]

I saw you; hug your purse closer to you in the
grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an
extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.


I saw you pull your child closer when we passed
each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me
playing Santa at the local Mall.


I saw you change your mind about going into the
restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front.
But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise
more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you roll up your window and shake your head
when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding
behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt
out the car window.


I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your
children. But you didn't see me, when I took time
off from work to run toys to the homeless.


I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't
see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks
of Love.


I saw you roll your eyes at our Leather jackets
and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers
donate our old ones to those that had none.


I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you
didn't see me cry as my children where born or
have their name written over and in my heart.


I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go
somewhere. But you didn't see me going home to be
with my family.

I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our
bikes can be. But you didn't see me when you were
changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you
didn't see me pat my child's hands knowing she was
safe behind me.


I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you
drove down the road. But you didn't see me squeeze
my wife's leg when she told me to take the next
turn.

I saw you race down the road in the rain. But you
didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son
could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few
minutes of time. But you didn't see me trying to
turn right.

I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in
the lane I was in. But you didn't see me leave the
road.

I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to
pass. But you didn't see me. I wasn't there.

I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't
see me. Because I died that day you cut me off.


I was just a biker. A person with friends and a
family. But you didn't see me.


Repost this around in hopes that people will
understand the biker community..

If you don't repost this, it sucks to be you. I
hope you never lose someone that rides.

EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE US, RESPECT OUR RIGHTS TO
RIDE WHAT WE CHOOSE AND TAKE A FEW EXTRA SECONDS
TO BE SURE WE ARE NOT IN 'YOUR' WAY

[Naki Rat]

Received this as an email and thought it too good not to share

Mods: Thought about putting it in survival skills so relocate if you see fit.
If it's a repost, tough!

[rossi]

JUST A BIKER

I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra £10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.
I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local Mall.
I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.
I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.
I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.
I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.
I saw you roll your eyes at our Leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none.
I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you didn't see me cry as my
children where born or have their name written over and in my heart.
I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But you didn't see me going home to be with my family.
I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But you didn’t see me when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.
I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you didn't see me pat my
child's hands knowing she was safe behind me.
I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road. But you didn't see me squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.
I saw you race down the road in the rain. But you didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.
I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time. But you didn't see me trying to turn right.
I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But you didn't see me leave the road.
I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But you didn't see me I wasn't there.
I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't see me. Because I died that day you cut me off.
I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family. But you didn't see
me.

Repost this around in hopes that people will understand the biker community.

If you don't repost this, it sucks to be you. I hope you never lose someone
that rides.

EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE US, RESPECT OUR RIGHTS TO RIDE WHAT WE CHOOSE AND TAKE A FEW EXTRA SECONDS TO BE SURE WE ARE NOT IN 'YOUR' WAY

[Pwalo]

You're on your own now cobber.

[JimO]

oh no not again

[Big Dave]

It's still ghey too.

[Oscar]

Is this some sort of schmaltz marathon?
Are we after a world record for multiple postings of the same maudlin 'Merican mush...?!

[Big Dave]

I saw you; hug your purse closer to you in the
grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an
extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.
It gets the old girl off my back and fortunately
I still had $200 for booze and hookers.

I saw you pull your child closer when we passed
each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me
playing Santa at the local Mall.
I cant help being a fat old coot but this is a sure
fire way to cash in on it - and perv on those mothers.

I saw you change your mind about going into the
restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front.
But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise
more money for the hurricane relief. And yes I know
that Hooters is classless, but I didn't realise that a Hurricane
was what the brochure meant by the 'big gulf blow'.

I saw you roll up your window and shake your head
when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding
behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt
out the car window. More importantly did you see
when I flicked you the bird - you *****.

I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your
children. But you didn't see me, when I took time
off from work to run toys to the homeless,
some of whom I evicted so I'm paying back, and
I had to stop off down the waterfront for a beer.

I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't
see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks
of Love. These days I have 12 inches but don't use it as a rule.

I saw you roll your eyes at our Leather jackets
and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers
donate our old ones to those that had none.
Poor b@stards - I hope the smell might wash out eventually.

I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you
didn't see me cry as my children where born or
have their name written over and in my heart.
Later I added 'tidy your ******** room'
and 'no, you can't have $20' - in a skull
with snakes coming out of it.

I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go
somewhere. But you didn't see me going home to be
with my family, at the clubhouse. I'm going to get
drunk and they have to trailer the bike home.

I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our
bikes can be. But you didn't see me when you were
changing the CD and drifted into my lane.
Fortunately I saw you, you and every other clown
who drives like he got a licence from a cereal box.

I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you
didn't see me pat my child's hands knowing she was
safe behind me, doing 80, in a tee shirt and sneakers.

I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you
drove down the road. But you didn't see me squeeze
my wife's leg when she told me to take the next
turn. Pisses me off that I can't grab her t*ts from here.

I saw you race down the road in the rain. But you
didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son
could have the car to go on his date. The pussy.
Sooner he grows up the better. Little sponger
wanted the bike but there is nil chance of that happening.

I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few
minutes of time. But you didn't see me trying to
turn right. But I'm used to dipsticks like you that
can't drive so, situation normal.
Never a cop around when you need one.

I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in
the lane I was in. But you didn't see me leave the
road. But hey I was in a hurry - the pub was about to close.

I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to
pass. But you didn't see me. I wasn't there.
Unless the cops have hard evidence and then they
need to talk to my lawyer.

I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't
see me. Because I died that day you cut me off.
I've died other times too. Bad jokes usually.
And the one about the Priest and the Prostitute,
but it was funny when she told me.

I was just a biker. A person with friends and a
family. But you didn't see me. So unless
there were fingerprints we can just forget the
whole thing.

Repost this around in hopes that people will
understand the biker community.
Then flap your wings and
try and fly to the moon.
You also better stock up on tinfoil.

If you don't repost this 700,000 times, it sucks to be you. I
hope you never lose someone that rides.
Remember - If you aren't in my mirrors I can't see you.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE US - GET *******.

[JimO]

thats the best one yet