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    Halloween - Please think of the children!

    Halloween is with us again.
    The night when kiddies of all ages take to the streets to scare us, OR be scared!
    Have some thought for those poor children out there tonight who, against their parents wishes, trick-or-treat in the Auckland area!
    Some poor kids will end up in the Mt Albert area, and will knock on Heilen Klerkes door...
    F*cking scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    We have a 2 storey house and can see the little suckers coming. Last year I managed to scare a group of 3 kids (who's dad was standing not too far from them) I sneaked downstairs, waited till they were nearly at the door and opened it really fast and shouted BOO! at them....

    The looks on their faces were priceless......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Halloween is with us again.
    The night when kiddies of all ages take to the streets to scare us, OR be scared!
    Have some thought for those poor children out there tonight who, against their parents wishes, trick-or-treat in the Auckland area!
    Some poor kids will end up in the Mt Albert area, and will knock on Heilen Klerkes door...
    F*cking scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    There are kids out in my area trick or treating at the mo... I hope they dont come to our door...

    IMHO... Trick or treating is begging...
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    We have a sign on our door "No Trick or Treating" but seems kids can't read these days.

    Neighbour never gives lollies, but apples and stuff, they are never taken though *I wonder if one would take my old toaster*
    We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilSel View Post
    There are kids out in my area trick or treating at the mo... I hope they dont come to our door...

    IMHO... Trick or treating is begging...
    Same on both counts!! Yeah, lets encourage kids to ask complete strangers for lollies and make them more obese.
    Already had one knock on the door, and aside from the fact that we don't keep lollies in the house, we're against the whole thing, so we ignored them. Just call us the Grinch-dogs.

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    I think I should dress up in my Boba Fett costume and give them a scare!

    Hmmm ... think I should buy some lollies so I can say "Remember, Bounty Hunters always get paid first!"
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    I have carefully placed punga fronds over the bear trap in front of our front door, and have a trigger-pack with acid ready to douse any residual wee dears that manage to push the doorbell that is wired into the mains.
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    I just have a hose, and my sister has a large bag of flour on the deck above the door
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    We have a 2 storey house and can see the little suckers coming. Last year I managed to scare a group of 3 kids (who's dad was standing not too far from them) I sneaked downstairs, waited till they were nearly at the door and opened it really fast and shouted BOO! at them....

    The looks on their faces were priceless......
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    misriable gits

    I have 6 bags of lollies and chocolates and i havn't had 1 knock on the door yet. Looks like pete will have to do the trick or treat tonight.

    My grand kids are out west with there friends door knocking so be nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by busa pete View Post
    I have 6 bags of lollies and chocolates and i havn't had 1 knock on the door yet. Looks like pete will have to do the trick or treat tonight.
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    And here I thought your days of turning tricks were over.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    And here I thought your days of turning tricks were over.


    Mine have but petes hasn't
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    there is a big christain party up the road hope they dont come a knocking on my door already had a bunch of undesirebles turn up to a hose from me
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