1) Lock your big bike in the garage and purchase a Suzuki RG150.
2) Try to forget anything you already know about riding a motorcycle.
3) Learn to ride again on the RG, choosing a route to work with the busiest traffic and steepest hills.
4) Do this for 8 months, until you've forgotten how it felt to ride the big bike.
5) THEN, forget an appointment on the other side of town until 5min before it starts, and ask to borrow your workmates Kawasaki Ninja ZX9R!
HOLY SHIT! And I thought I was living before!What a god damn rush! You will instantly let out an involuntary WHOO-HOO, leave a brown turd-trail down the street, and be grinning from ear to ear for a week!!
Man, that bike goes! 0-100 in 2.3 sec! (apparently)
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