"Apparently there is this thing called the "clitoris", and its down here somewhere....."
"channellling the Pleideans"
"Apparently there is this thing called the "clitoris", and its down here somewhere....."
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
Forum whore
If you take this bit off and turn it around, the bike won't go. By the time he figures it out, you will have his credit card and be well on your way to the mall.
I may not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I always was.
3825 67 944779 (oh yeah)
Mildred was enjoying her evening class, 'Revenge on cheating husbands 101':
After filling the tank with suger, we move down here to what we like to call "the hammer zone"
Ta
"On these agracultural machines, as you speed up the timing must be adjusted with this bit."
A Life Behind Bars
"And this is where you keep the breakdown service phone number"
A universal dream of greatness is that
We push ourselves to the limit
Yet still be brilliant when the chips are down.
Sometimes , The struggle kills the dream.
Iiimbecile-baiting since 2007
And here's the tampon storage compartment
There's no justice... just us
"Don't forget to cup the balls"
Deus ex ukulele
"Repeat after me... Engine."
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
The instructions are simple...
Darlene was about to find out about Hank's anti-theft device....
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
"The batteries go in here, but they do not last long if ridden regularly".
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Enigma
This is the bit that Drew got his balls caught on !
You'd never go hungry with Nigella Gaz.
If it weren't for flashbacks...I'd have no memory at all..
BBNDR
"OK, now let’s try to get an answer from someone who’s not a complete retard…anyone?”
will swallow your soul
"... and the police told me that he must have caught the tassels of his chaps in here. When I got home, he had starved to death in the garage. I never knew. I never even suspected that he had a secret life, that he was a ... was a closet cruiser."
Where it's at...
*Jeanette wondered to herself how long it would take for the bimbo's to figure out that her finger was stuck...*
Om nom nom.
One, two free, floor!
Mary started to explain step 3 of the innovative program 'A woman's work is never done.'
"When he's satisfied for food and sex, your attention should now move to washing his bike..."
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
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