"... not sure what it is but - don't you just adore the colour...!"
"... not sure what it is but - don't you just adore the colour...!"
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Are you sure this is a old Time Machine? I mean granted it does look turn of the century engineering and if you look closely you can see where you put the coal.
Whos got a match? Lets fire this thing up!
" like...OH!..MY!...GOD!, i sooo just broke a nail!!"
This is the G spot...tickle it here...and feel it hum.
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
And remember ladies, that this photo will probably end up on a motorcycle forum somewhere as a 'caption contest', with comments ranging from those of sexual stimulation to pointing out that we know nothing about motorcycles.
All tied up - big dave could do nothing as the women taunted him.
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
No, that's not the engine whining. That noise is your husbands left at home with the kids.
This is the intelligence lever.
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
Chicks asked "You got any ID?"
She replies"Bout What"
"Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short". Nicholas of Cusa
"How to pick up bikes."
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
All the girls were jealous when Mary walked in with her new handbag - the perfect accessory
We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
"its like one big mirror!"
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
yes it does look like a motorcycle, but unfortunately it's a Harley Davidson.
Now if the front forks only had a knob on the end of them!
"Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short". Nicholas of Cusa
"And this is where the mid life crisis is found"
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