Caption contest, moro bar to the winner

[Drew]

"And this is where the mid life crisis is found"

WINNER!!!!

[Kornholio]

Screw you guys,Im goin home

[90s]

"My loser husband usually just buys me something he wants for Christmas, but this year he got me this neat handbag!"

Do I win a Moro?

[BMW]

if ya twist this it kinda makes alot of noise and not much else...

[Oakie]

"Darn it Sharleen. When they said come and meet the biggest bike on KiwiBiker I should have realised they meant a Harley, not that slut from Auckland." *

* Contributors note. No one in particular from Auckland is being referred to here.

[roadracingoldfart]

Yes , this is the very latest of accessories for the Harley Davidson.
If you flick this switch down here it makes the manly vibration stop and brings on a lovely womanly pulsation. Now we can actually enjoy the ride in the weekends.

PS; if i win the MORO i want to donate it to charity.

[kiwifruit]

Keystone19 soon took back her "I'm reconsidering the racing buzz" comments when amps supplied her a fully sorted factory ride

[Ozzie]

No Babe, right idea, but, when i said a reach around, i meant reach between your legs and fondle my undercarriage, not reach between mine and fondle the bike's undercarriage! Good work gettin all your mates to come round and watch though.

WOMEN!!!

Always looking for the biggest throbber, yet they say size doesn't matter!

[Conquiztador]

"...no, I don't think so. Lawnmovers don't have this thingy here..."

[jafar]

I have no idea what this bit does

[BADGRL]

Hahaha very funny, it works both ways though! :P It's bloody amazing the amount of males that wouldn't have a clue what they're looking at when it comes to engines :S lol

[codgyoleracer]

This piece gets hot & is the heater I think

[barty5]

And last of all allways make sure you polish this part or you'll never hear the end of it he'll go on about it for days.

[barty5]

And then this one time at band camp.

[BADGRL]

" so who wants to take the first topless pic on it "