"C'mon girls, help me move this old sofa out of the way."
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
"C'mon girls, help me move this old sofa out of the way."
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
The instructions are simple...
I believe this switch right here operates the air-con
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Forum whore
"Honestly, by the time 'Poos had finished with me my beef curtains hung down to here...."
Forum whore
no no dont go really it mine you just turn this thingy ma bob here and theeeeeeen you are well it worked yesterday.
Moped rider
Its seems to suck continuiosly from here when its running, and doesn't stop a few months after purchase, maybe its why they ride this more and spend more money on it than us.....
Moped rider
"How many coins does this thing need again?"
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Last of a dying breed
"Yes, I know girls, it sounds unbelievable. But I promise you, buy one of these, park it on your lawn and that nerdy ex and his mates will stay away..."
L-Plate Rider
The Japanese engineer knew she couldn't go too close. she already felt like throwing up.
Come warm yourself by the fire
For fucks sake ladies, that is not a stove!
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
shot JR
now all we need is a guy to start it for us
Last of a dying breed
"OK, so next we just hang around this bike here and you will be amazed how easy it will be to take one of them home when they start to arrive..."
Glen Williams
Hitcher wins the moro bar, to be claimed when next at the racetrack
"Repeat after me... Engine."
GlenW
Jesus built my Gixxer
Bah, it was riggedOriginally Posted by codgyoleracer
Hitcher wins the moro bar, to be claimed when next at the racetrack
"Repeat after me... Engine."
GlenW
Built for speed, not for comfort
Cap, Shirt, Bata Bullets...Go
I was too late...but here's my one:
"Barry called this an 'injun', and it makes a lot of noise....I don't know what makes the bike move though......?"
"Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed..."
- Page 14 of the Buell Owners Manual
Loud and Uncouth
Another late one: "and this is where they grafted the Sportster onto my torso to replace my mangled legs, saved me a fortune in high-heels too.."
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
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