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    Post The smell of bacon is fresh...

    Woah.. what a night...

    speeding... (was overtaking a lone cage) on my way home from work tonight. See a bikey cop coming the other way... I go around the corner and he's right behind me... flashing away!

    oh crap... pull over:

    no reg
    no wof
    restricted license
    1100cc monster bike
    after license curfew
    ...oh and speeding.

    I thought I was walking.....


    after a short slap on the wrist he pats my bike on the tank and "ride safe on your way home... to the speed limit eh?" ...hopps on his bike and rides off!

    ...sitting there *gobsmacked*

    I should have been walking.

    Just got home and im cooking some bacon and having a strong drink.

    Far out... so FARKING LUCKY.

    The weird thing was though... I was so well behaved on the remainder of my trip home....

    ...dam those police bikes move quick!!!!!
    "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
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    Disko disko disko Cant tpye toniht so will edit this psot when Im awake in the morning. But i have noticed this...tisk tisk...
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    Respect to the bloke though - Tomorrow morning the bike was booked into get a WOF and pay day today meant REG too. No excuse though - I should not have let them lapse at all.
    "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    Respect to the bloke though - Tomorrow morning the bike was booked into get a WOF and pay day today meant REG too. No excuse though - I should not have let them lapse at all.
    And if you had of been ticketed you could of afforded neither and would of continued riding without......

    Effective policing that!

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    Yeah, there's rumours that there are good guys in blue out there.
    Tsk tsk, not that you weren't asking for trouble though

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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX View Post
    And if you had of been ticketed you could of afforded neither and would of continued riding without......!
    But oh, what a great KB rant it would have made....
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    You're riding the ZZR on a restricted licence?



    What about insurance?

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    Wow, you must be great in the sack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    What about insurance?

    Thats for all those people with no personal responsibility............ or correct licenses

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    Unbelievable the attitude of some...

    So YOU are the reason my insurance premiums are so high?

    What if you smashed in to someone and written them or their vehicle off? Their bad luck I suppose?

    The cop should have written you up AND made you walk.

    It's called personal responsibility. The sooner compulsary insurance comes in the better!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX View Post
    Thats for all those people with no personal responsibility............
    does that mean that you have enough cash in storage to cover anything you might hit? what if you t bone a ferarri f60?

    well done, that was lucky, but you will get pulled again, do they snap you for $400 for each breach?

    I do know that 121 + no reg + no wof = $670 + some points and no rally for mr lb99.

    be careful

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    Quote Originally Posted by DougieNZ View Post
    So YOU are the reason my insurance premiums are so high?
    Haha, I love this line

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    Disco, you fecking larky bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post


    Far out... so FARKING LUCKY.

    You were lucky. He should have thrown the book at you. You'd probably be the first to complain if you'd been hit by an uninsured driver. I think the point has been made already - you're just a loser.

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    Ride to your LICENSE conditions,if ya aint got one,get off ya arse and get one.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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    I would rather be reading the raving mad thread...

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