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    Fuck Guy Fawkes! ...

    ... I've got another bike!

    Disclaimer: this thread will not be discussing our arses, dickheads in pubs, depression, littering, bitchy attitudes, politics or fucking cakes! Its about bikes (happy scummy?).

    I've made a very good deal on a 99 RSV1000. Now the bike in question is quite well known as a race bike which I'm very happy about as it means that the thing has been tinkered with and is a very well sorted piece of kit. I also know how fast it can lap Manfield

    I have ridden a 919cc Hornet for the last (nearly) 2 years/43,000 kms... and I like to ride quick as I can. It was time for a sprotsbike. Unfortunately this review is a little biased as I have not spent more than an hour on a sportsbike before having to hand it back. Fuck-it-all.


    Due to a lack of photos of me on bike, heres a mock-up (cheers V!)

    This bike pretty much sucks to commute on. I have a dodgy neck and its kinda aggravating that a little, but it will get better as I get used to it. Has stock can on it too so the bike don't sound that flash. Sounds like a tractor thats run out of oil... I'm not going to make kids squeal and Mums take shelter with this puppy.

    Being a nekid-fan for so long (3 years/60,000kms!) it has been easy to pour scorn on SB riders. Ridiculous crouching position, can't be comfortable, think they are soo flash with their .... fairings! Gah. Get out onto the motorway and the wind noise is 2x worse than on the Hornet, head bobbing around a bit... more comfy but still not sold on the SB thing. SB might be drier in the wet... hmmm

    Get to go for a good fang over the Takas with two riding mates tonight and now it makes A LOT OF SENSE. This bike is awesome! I was sure that I was going to find it heavy and hard to move around, esp missing the MX bar leverage on the Hornet, but I was wrong. So wrong. I'm sure a lot of this I could put down to the forks being pushed waaaay up through the top-yoke (+30mm?). A very steep steering angle means that this bike tips in VERY easily... its a bit extreme apparently but I am loving it. We will bring it back up a bit when we do the fork seals soon... but I'm a bit reluctant.

    The bike is soo confidence inspiring but I'm not clever enough to know why... but that doesn't matter. In the corners I feel soo at home on this thing and now realise that I have been riding my Hornet for so long like I should ride this bike. I don't know what it is, but I wasn't all that nervous about pushing the bike into the corners like I always was on the 'Hoenet' (its new name apparently). Its much easier to move around on than the 'net, its a bit narrower and that feels good... I'm kind of bracing myself on the tank more...or something, but more importantly I'm not pre-occupied with pulling myself forward like I was on the Honda (heh heh Hondas ) trying to sub-consciously get myself over the front wheel.

    Anyway, I can't wait to go on a long trip on this thing. Apparently I look hot on this bike (said by a chick thank u) so I can't wait for my baby to see me on it too ...and maybe have some 'new bike/new house' sex?

    Oh, we all know its tough to compete with other threads these days... what with youTube embedding and pictures of KB derrières everywhere so I have included a picture of the lovelly Rachel Weisz.


    Rachel Weisz Ladies and Gentlemen!

    One last thing!!! ...had the pleasure of seeing my old bike being ridden by its new master tonight. Have to say its a weird sensation watching it being ridden better than you, by a more capable rider... kinda like seeing your best mate with you ex g/f and she has an enormous smile on her face and is having trouble walking straight
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    Thumbs up

    WOOOOHOOO

    Nice work buddy.. Those twins are the shiznizz i reckon, ENJOY !!!!!!


    nice write up bro


    :slap:

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    Great post
    congrats on the bike man

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    Nice one Skel. Well that swap saved the sale then. Have fun!
    Cheers

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    Quote Originally Posted by skelstar View Post
    ... I've got another bike!

    Disclaimer: this thread will not be discussing our arses, dickheads in pubs, depression, littering, bitchy attitudes, politics or fucking cakes! Its about bikes (happy scummy?).

    I've made a very good deal on a 99 RSV1000. Now the bike in question is quite well known as a race bike which I'm very happy about as it means that the thing has been tinkered with and is a very well sorted piece of kit. I also know how fast it can lap Manfield

    I have ridden a 919cc Hornet for the last (nearly) 2 years/43,000 kms... and I like to ride quick as I can. It was time for a sprotsbike. Unfortunately this review is a little biased as I have not spent more than an hour on a sportsbike before having to hand it back. Fuck-it-all.


    Due to a lack of photos of me on bike, heres a mock-up (cheers V!)

    This bike pretty much sucks to commute on. I have a dodgy neck and its kinda aggravating that a little, but it will get better as I get used to it. Has stock can on it too so the bike don't sound that flash. Sounds like a tractor thats run out of oil... I'm not going to make kids squeal and Mums take shelter with this puppy.

    Being a nekid-fan for so long (3 years/60,000kms!) it has been easy to pour scorn on SB riders. Ridiculous crouching position, can't be comfortable, think they are soo flash with their .... fairings! Gah. Get out onto the motorway and the wind noise is 2x worse than on the Hornet, head bobbing around a bit... more comfy but still not sold on the SB thing. SB might be drier in the wet... hmmm

    Get to go for a good fang over the Takas with two riding mates tonight and now it makes A LOT OF SENSE. This bike is awesome! I was sure that I was going to find it heavy and hard to move around, esp missing the MX bar leverage on the Hornet, but I was wrong. So wrong. I'm sure a lot of this I could put down to the forks being pushed waaaay up through the top-yoke (+30mm?). A very steep steering angle means that this bike tips in VERY easily... its a bit extreme apparently but I am loving it. We will bring it back up a bit when we do the fork seals soon... but I'm a bit reluctant.

    The bike is soo confidence inspiring but I'm not clever enough to know why... but that doesn't matter. In the corners I feel soo at home on this thing and now realise that I have been riding my Hornet for so long like I should ride this bike. I don't know what it is, but I wasn't all that nervous about pushing the bike into the corners like I always was on the 'Hoenet' (its new name apparently). Its much easier to move around on than the 'net, its a bit narrower and that feels good... I'm kind of bracing myself on the tank more...or something, but more importantly I'm not pre-occupied with pulling myself forward like I was on the Honda (heh heh Hondas ) trying to sub-consciously get myself over the front wheel.
    Cool, awesome, great stuff etc etc, until.......

    Quote Originally Posted by skelstar View Post
    Anyway, I can't wait to go on a long trip on this thing. Apparently I look hot on this bike (said by a chick thank u) so I can't wait for my baby to see me on it too ...and maybe have some 'new bike/new house' sex?


    Anyway, good shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    Great post
    congrats on the bike man
    not long now 'till the high class hookers in your bed either bro....


    meh meh.......


    i got bike envy.. ummm.........


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    I just read a thread raving about the hornet, now this. Bah!

    I've always liked the RSV, especially the '02 model in black/fluro orange

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Cool, awesome, great stuff etc etc, until.......
    Meh, I was only joking Trudi, I don't look hot.
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression

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    Disclaimer: this thread will not be discussing our arses, dickheads in pubs, depression, littering, bitchy attitudes, politics or fucking cakes! Its about bikes (happy scummy?).
    Wasnt going to read this thread cause of the disclaimer cause I like arses, drunken dickheads in pubs, depressionate people, throwing rubbish out my car window, being a bitch, McGuillicuddy Serious Party and double chocolate cakes.... but any whoo....

    This bike pretty much sucks to commute on. I have a dodgy neck and its kinda aggravating that a little, but it will get better as I get used to it. Has stock can on it too so the bike don't sound that flash. Sounds like a tractor thats run out of oil... I'm not going to make kids squeal and Mums take shelter with this puppy.
    I quite liked the hornet, but I do like naked bikes after all, although I know you wanted to move on... so you made a great choice, cant wait to see it, and maybe take it for a ride!

    Anyway, I can't wait to go on a long trip on this thing. Apparently I look hot on this bike (said by a chick thank u) so I can't wait for my baby to see me on it too ...and maybe have some 'new bike/new house' sex?
    Was the said chick drunk at the time? umm you want the short answer?
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    Glad you're happy on it mate, cos ya aint gettin the Hoenet back!!!

    The stearing angle wont change bugger all when we drag the forks back through the triple clamps, only makes a big difference when your hammering it. So it'll still tip in the same for ya and feel all sporty like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skelstar View Post
    ... I've got another bike!

    Disclaimer: this thread will not be discussing our arses, dickheads in pubs, depression, littering, bitchy attitudes, politics or fucking cakes! Its about bikes (happy scummy?).
    Ah well fuck off then, ill go back here then

    or sprotsbike.co.nz

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    Excellent write up there.
    I know you had your heart set on a Gixxer But that is a hot bike all the same.

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    Dam hot bike ya got there Millebro!

    Was really cool to see the big grin hangin out of ya helmet after the ride, and nice wheelie shot BTW!

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    Drew, first an Duke, then an Aprillia and now a fukin Honda! WTF???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kendog View Post
    Excellent write up there.
    I know you had your heart set on a Gixxer But that is a hot bike all the same.
    Yeah, gutted I had to settle for an Italian Superbike... nevermind
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