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  1. 10th November 2007, 06:19 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by janno View Post
    Plump chaps in lycra on bicycles look like coloured condoms stuffed with potatoes merrily wheeling down the road . . .

    However, for the plumpishly inclined, a bike is a great idea. Means you can allow yourself an extra pizza for the effort of cycling down to Pizza Hut. Plus the return trip merits an extra ration of the beverage of your choice.

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    Pics of said undies, please. Bet they were frilly pink ones and you were supposed to be in a standard regulation black g that morning. So of course you got a ticket, you silly man.
    hahahahaha...



    Arghhhhhhhhhhh!!....(Shivers)......No pictures No pictures.......(Shivers)
    I rode to a friends house in the rain, he asked me if times were that tough, I said you wouldnt understand and if you did understand you would not have asked me that.....a ride is a ride....
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  2. 10th November 2007, 12:37 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by dpbrt View Post
    Got up this afternoon, tripped over the pile of pizza boxes and beer cans from last week, jumped on the ol ten speed and headed off to work defiantly.

    Was thinking i shouldn't have had that xtra slice of pizza last night and was contemplating a smoke when I heard a noise, looking behind me i saw the dreaded red and blues.

    Long story short $25 fine for doing 55 in a fifty zone and a friendly reminder to put me pants on before heading out the door tomorrow.

    Gutted as I was about the ticket, the copa was a real sport and gave me a copy to show me mates.

    Wow thanks nz police for showing me that a fat man on a tenspeed doing fifty five in his undies is just as important as a man on a vtr defiantly doing 80k's!

    Cheers NZ Police you're the best!
    You were fined??? Truth is more like the cop gave you $25 so you could buy something to hide the budgie smugglers... or was it your wifes thong? Think of the children!!!

    He was only slowing you up so his mates could get to the donut shop before ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dpbrt View Post
    the copa was a real sport and gave me a copy to show me mates.
    Cheers NZ Police you're the best!
    It has to be made up!
    Good cops are a myth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    Truth is more like the cop gave you $25 so you could buy something to hide the budgie smugglers... or was it your wifes thong?.
    Last time I looked the minimum speeding fine was $30, that guy is just another KB blowhard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spudchucka View Post
    Last time I looked the minimum speeding fine was $30, that guy is just another KB blowhard.
    Think it is actually $10... nothing is worth $25, a tinnie maybe... but it was still a funny bugger introduction!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    He was only slowing you up so his mates could get to the donut shop before ya.



    either that or they wanted a closer look....Aaaahhhahahahaha....
    I rode to a friends house in the rain, he asked me if times were that tough, I said you wouldnt understand and if you did understand you would not have asked me that.....a ride is a ride....
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    Quote Originally Posted by katman View Post
    Am I the only one who sees the connection?

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=60511
    Lol yep....
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  9. 17th November 2007, 15:12 #54
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    how can you get a ticket on a bicycle? what happens if u dont have a drivers licence?

    nice troll _b
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