Hells bells! The price of petrol!!

[jafar]

What about a Choo Choo Train?....use's heeeeeeaaaps au!...

They run on trees or coal
Diesel electric loco's do litres to the kilometer

[janno]

Have been thinking a lot on this one since I posted, and really the price of petrol is not my main whinge, it's my lack of being able to work full time. My job is great and my hourly rate is pretty damn good, but with a failing kidney transplant I can't get out there and really hustle for work like I want to do.

So if anyone on the roads sees a Darwin award in the making and thinks the person involved might be blood type O, flick me a pm will ya? I'll be up in a jiffy with a knife and fork - Roberta's your auntie!

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Why is possible to burn farts?
Farts burn because they contain methane (sometimes) and hydrogen, both of which are flammable gases. (Hydrogen was the same gas that was used in the ill fated Hindenburg dirigible.)
Farts burn with a blue or yellow flame. According to Dr. James L. A. Roth, a blue flame is indicative of the presence of methane in the flatus. Since methane producers are an elite group (only 1/3 of the population), an exclusive club called the Royal Order of the Blue Flame has been established that is open only to them. Mate-in-a-State has video footage of flatus ignition. Observe the color of the flames. These people are not methane emitters.

Im tempted to start collecting my farts and extract the methane and hydrogen from them to run my bike.

[unrealone]

Hmmm, my recent trip to Taupo and back (Wellington) plus gas on the track cost all up: roughly $88 - gave the aprilia a good run on the way back thanks miss thunderace!