What the...!?

[Sensei]

All it need's is a Tank track on it & a Mini Gun stuck on the back >What a waste of a great bike !! SENSEI

[vifferman]

What about this piece of bollix:

Ever meet a lovely young thing out on the road and ask her if she wanted to go for a ride with you only to be told, "Gee, I'd love to, but I'm with my girlfriend."

Well, Nick won't have to go away lonely anymore. With this sweet custom Nick can tell 'em, "There's plenty of room for you both!"

Huh?!?
There wasn't an extra seat, just an extra wheel.

[Ghost Lemur]

Did anyone else notice that guy had bigger breasts than either of the women.

On the bike, hideous. Both on the looks and the expected perfomance (lack of it).

[SPORK]

FAGORT!!!!!

First, the positives:

I liked the LCD
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Now for the fun

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The guy is a stupid moron that could of donated his money to starving children, instead of wasting it all on a bike that WAS good, but now is as retarded as a brain damaged chimp. Not only that, it is probably liable to fall apart, creating a hazard for innocent road users.

In conclusion: PLAES JUMP UP MY BUTT


And FS, I did notice that! Shows the intelligence of them...

[2_SL0]

Deano got it in one "Only in America" Those are the words Im looking for.

[Hitcher]

An in-line trike. Who'd have thunk it?

[magnum]

farkin ugly and stupid like its owner,nice chicky babes though.

[dhunt]

How would having an extra wheel affect handlying?? My thinking is it couldn't go round corners as fast as being longer etc. Certainly seems quite a waste of money, but I suppose everyone to their own.

[RiderInBlack]

If he put indepentant suspension for the rear most wheel (so that they would both stay in contact with the road), and then put a big reserve tank on the back, he might be albe to do the 1000miler without stopping.

Somebody shot me quick

[Riff Raff]

Riiiiight! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

[Hitcher]

How would having an extra wheel affect handlying?? My thinking is it couldn't go round corners as fast as being longer etc. Certainly seems quite a waste of money, but I suppose everyone to their own.

Yes, corners would be exciting, but not as exciting as uneven road surfaces -- particularly sharp humps and hollows...

[jrandom]

Did anyone else notice that guy had bigger breasts than either of the women.

I did. There were large pectoralis major muscles under there, but that's not what we're talking about.

It's rather disturbing, actually. Since I'm sitting at home with a broken bike and nothing better to do, I'll elucidate, for those who are unaware. That guy's breasts, you see, *were* breasts. Not the good ol' H. J. Simpson Man Breasts we all know and love, but gen-yew-eyne lactatable puppies.

Given his size, it's a shoo-in that he's a user of anabolic steroids.

Now, 'anabolic steroids' include testosterone and synthetic derivatives. The synthetic derivates modify the testosterone molecule,



usually by shunting carbon bonds around to make it less attractive to hormone receptors in the body that are not directly involved with growing muscle, or to make it inert in the body's digestive system so that it can be administered orally.

But testosterone itself, and a majority of the common synthetic modifications of it, is modified in the body by the aromatase enzyme. This enzyme converts a steady proportion of whatever testosterone is present to estrogen. Yes! Estrogen! Hurrah. In fact, you've heard of 'roid rage', right? When guys on the juice get a bit nutso, bonkers, go troppo? That's primarily due to the exogenous androgens (male hormones) they're using being 'aromatised' into estrogen. Which, as every married man knows, is directly active on receptors in the body's central nervous system. (No, really.)

And, when a certain level of estrogen is present, mammary glandular tissue begins to grow. And grow. And grow. And the only way to fix gynecomastia (AKA bitch tits), once it starts, is surgery. This guy had a moderately advanced case.

Smart bodybuilders (and I speak in a relative sense only, of course) use various drugs to either inertly block their body's estrogen receptors or inhibit the action of the aromatase enzyme while they're 'on' a steroid cycle.

The rest... well, your example is linked to at the top of the thread, Gentle Reader. Charming, eh?

[Hitcher]

Ah, biochemistry. I remember it badly. The perils of rote learning!

[dhunt]

I did. There were large pectoralis major muscles under there, but that's not what we're talking about.

It's rather disturbing, actually. Since I'm sitting at home with a broken bike and nothing better to do, I'll elucidate, for those who are unaware. That guy's breasts, you see, *were* breasts. Not the good ol' H. J. Simpson Man Breasts we all know and love, but gen-yew-eyne lactatable puppies.

Given his size, it's a shoo-in that he's a user of anabolic steroids.

Now, 'anabolic steroids' include testosterone and synthetic derivatives. The synthetic derivates modify the testosterone molecule,



usually by shunting carbon bonds around to make it less attractive to hormone receptors in the body that are not directly involved with growing muscle, or to make it inert in the body's digestive system so that it can be administered orally.

But testosterone itself, and a majority of the common synthetic modifications of it, is modified in the body by the aromatase enzyme. This enzyme converts a steady proportion of whatever testosterone is present to estrogen. Yes! Estrogen! Hurrah. In fact, you've heard of 'roid rage', right? When guys on the juice get a bit nutso, bonkers, go troppo? That's primarily due to the exogenous androgens (male hormones) they're using being 'aromatised' into estrogen. Which, as every married man knows, is directly active on receptors in the body's central nervous system. (No, really.)

And, when a certain level of estrogen is present, mammary glandular tissue begins to grow. And grow. And grow. And the only way to fix gynecomastia (AKA bitch tits), once it starts, is surgery. This guy had a moderately advanced case.

Smart bodybuilders (and I speak in a relative sense only, of course) use various drugs to either inertly block their body's estrogen receptors or inhibit the action of the aromatase enzyme while they're 'on' a steroid cycle.

The rest... well, your example is linked to at the top of the thread, Gentle Reader. Charming, eh?

I thought you were an IT computer geek not a Where do you learn this stuff???

[jrandom]

I thought you were an IT computer geek not a Where do you learn this stuff???

(a) I get bored easily, and read too much.

(b) 'This stuff', as in 'the endocrinological literature treating on the above subject', used to be rather useful in and relevant to certain personal endeavours...