View Poll Results: Why do Cruiser Riders incorrectly Spell 'Sports Bikes' as 'Sprots Bikes'?

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  • Lack of grammatical attention?

    7 13.21%
  • Hand-Eye coordination Issues?

    14 26.42%
  • A weak attempt at humor?

    24 45.28%
  • Other - “Too busy looking Good” etc. (Please specify)

    17 32.08%
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Thread: Cruiser Question

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    Cruiser Question

    Why do Cruiser riders insist on incorrectly spelling "Sports Bikes" as "Sprots Bikes"?
    I'm NOT Homophobic!! I am not afraid of my own house.

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    They're just jealous that they don't have any praked in their gargre.
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    gotta be the handeye thing really!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    They're just jealous that they don't have any praked in their gargre.
    LOOL teh best reply I have ever seen
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Griff View Post
    Why do Cruiser riders insist on incorrectly spelling "Sports Bikes" as "Sprots Bikes"?
    OK. You don't get it. You're new here. That's OK.

    Around these parts, cruiser riders don't bag sprotsbike riders, and sportsbike riders don't bag crusier riders.

    Except in special circumstances.

    Like when someone gets really pissed off about something.

    But first you have to have gone on a bunch of rides and have a bunch of your fellow crusier/sprotsbike riders ready to back you up if you're going to do that, so that you can start a proper flamewar.

    The tone of this thread is, therefore, a little out of line.

    As you were.
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    The KB Lexicon.

    You'll need to understand that we have our own jargon.

    As you were.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    The KB Lexicon.

    You'll need to understand that we have our own jargon.

    As you were.
    From a time long ago

    A person far far away.........
    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Griff View Post
    Why do Cruiser riders insist on incorrectly spelling "Sports Bikes" as "Sprots Bikes"?
    probably because they are dislexic now, after riding Sportbikes in the past

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    When they hit something they go "SPROT!!!!"

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    I dont know why you are complaining.

    I looked it up on urbandictionary.com:

    sprot

    adj. A combination word made of super + hot.

    "Man that chick is sprot"

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    Sadly, the KB dictionary has yet to be compiled and added to the FAQ's section.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Sadly, the KB dictionary has yet to be compiled and added to the FAQ's section.
    It's been compiled. I've just had the year from hell. I'm planning to get back to work on things very soon.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    They're just jealous that they don't have any praked in their gargre.
    Good reply...using two other examples of "KBisms"
    Newbies have to learn the lingo
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    Note the spelling in jrandoms first post on this thread.

    THAT is proper KB spelling. (sometimes known as 'speeling')
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    Quote Originally Posted by sels1 View Post
    Good reply...using two other examples of "KBisms"
    Newbies have to learn the lingo
    It really should be an official New Zealand language, like Te Rio, Sign and English.

    Maybe we can make it an election issue! Cheers John.

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