Setting China/NZ relations back a decade or two...

**James Deuce** · 16th November 2007, 08:35

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Just how do you tell tho...they all look the same, don't they?

They all taste like chicken too.

**Swoop** · 16th November 2007, 08:49

This twat deserved more than a simple mirrorectomy.

**MSTRS:Me** · 16th November 2007, 08:51

Originally Posted by Jim2

They all taste like chicken too.

Ooooh...I know someone who's gunna be in trouble...

**avgas** · 16th November 2007, 09:12

Matt black helmet with tinted visor......once i got that i no longer had to kick in door panels.
dont know why - just know it works

**pritch** · 16th November 2007, 09:26

Originally Posted by avgas

Matt black helmet with tinted visor......once i got that i no longer had to kick in door panels.
dont know why - just know it works

It may work even better if you were perched on a bloody great Harley.

There are limits though, the then Prez of the local biker gang was T-Boned by an old lady who didn't see him...

**avgas** · 16th November 2007, 16:16

Originally Posted by pritch008

It may work even better if you were perched on a bloody great Harley.

Nah a bike with more scratches than paint seems to scare em a little.
act like a biker pirate!

**madbikeboy** · 16th November 2007, 17:57

the thing that is really great about KB is that you get to share all sorts of personal and positive information - this is the sort of information that just doesn't seem appropriate when talking to work colleagues at the water cooler, or when you're sitting in therapy with the better half after buying "ANOTHER damn bike". I wanted to answer some of these questions in a logical way, so here goes:
They don't all look the same, and it may taste like chicken, but it smells more like seafood...
I like some Asians a lot. Bruce Lee. The guy who was fucking mad enough to bless the world with GSXR1000's, and I especially like Yoshimura San (and I show him my appreciation buy spending most of my disposible income on him).
I didn't hear him say anything, I wrote that I saw him MOUTH the words. There was a little creative licence there. I'm sure what he really said was "I'm so fucked off at all these gwai lo's stealing our women, that we're going to get even buy killing them and their oversized white penises..."

I also like the Asian girls who dress up wearing schoolgirl outfits and the smallest mini-skirts. ;p

Baba San, the guy who invented the Fireblade and gave us the race to light fast bikes that didn't cost the world - yep, I like him too.

Okay, I have a tinted Visor, it doesn't seem to afford me any magical protection, but my lids not black, it has a joker on it.

And for the record, I'll ride with Asian bikers, some of the ones I've met over the years have been really nuts (which is a very cool thing), and they tend to know really hot Asian girls who wear school uniforms...

Anyhow, ride safe and look out for loose women.

**Grahameeboy** · 16th November 2007, 18:04

Originally Posted by heyjoe

From the point where he laughs at your expense - he deserves to lose his mirror in the wind. I like your sense of humour 'gwai-lo.'

Oddly I have no trubs with Asians...............at least with some Asian drivers driving over is a new experience so you can forgive them but it's the natives, who should know better (and generally don't care) that are the real offenders.